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Drawn Together Season 1 Episodes
Season 1 Episode Guide
7 Episodes 2004 - 2004
Episode 1
Hot Tub
Wed, Oct 27, 200422 mins
In the first episode, the eight characters arrive and get to know one another. Princess Clara immediately creates a conflict by thinking Foxxy Love must be one of the servants because she's black. Clara continues to make things worse with her ignorant comments until Foxxy finally feels sorry for her and starts exposing Clara to new experiences. Meanwhile, Toots falls for Xandir, and begins looking for ways to separate him from his girlfriend.
Episode 2
Clara's Dirty Little Secret
Wed, Nov 3, 200422 mins
Jealous of everyone else's contentment, Toots decides to make trouble by convincing Princess Clara that Foxxy has gotten her pregnant by kissing her. After Foxxy sits everyone down for a lesson on where babies really come from, Clara tearfully reveals that her vagina has been cursed by her evil stepmother, making it impossible for her to have sex with anyone until she finds her one true love. While Foxxy tries to help Clara find her true love, Ling Ling grows increasingly upset that nobody else is washing the dishes.
Episode 3
Gay Bash
Fri, Nov 12, 200422 mins
After he becomes inordinately excited over the gift of a sewing machine, the other house-mates begin to wonder if Xandir is actually homosexual. He denies it at first, but after undergoing a number of tests, he finally in confronted with the undeniable truth. Meanwhile, Ling-Ling turns out to be an expert at sewing, inspiring Spanky to put him to work making knock-off sneakers. This angers the army of child garment workers who show up to put and end to the unwelcome competition.
Episode 4
Requiem for a Reality Show
Wed, Nov 17, 200422 mins
The Producers announce a contest in which the winning team will have unlimited food for a week, while the other team starves. Foxxy, Ling-Ling, Xandir and Toots are on the winning side, and waste little time in abusing their good fortune: Foxxy makes Captain Hero humiliate himself for snacks, while Toots balloons up to massive size after pigging out. Meanwhile, Spanky blames Wooldoor for their team's loss and bullies him mercilessly, but when Clara sings Wooldoor a song about standing up for himself, Spanky gets a truly evil idea for finding food.
Episode 5
The Other Cousin
Wed, Dec 1, 200422 mins
The Producers announce that someone will get a visit from a family member this week. Princess Clara is excited when a royal carriage rolls up, but her joy turns to horror when the guest turns out to be her mentally disabled cousin, Bleh. Captain Hero and Spanky are about to begin tormenting Bleh until they discover that she's actually gorgeous, so they instead make a bet over whether Hero will have sex with her. Meanwhile, as Xandir and Toots console Ling Ling over the non-appearance of his father, they inadvertently discover that he secretes an addictive hallucinogen when depressed.
Episode 6
Dirty Pranking Number 2
Wed, Dec 8, 200422 mins
Spanky and Foxxy are passing the time playing pranks on the pizza delivery guy when Clara asks if she can join the fun. Her attempt fails miserably, however, and ends with her being arrested. Her father the king shows up and insists that if she won't leave the show, she must keep away from Spanky's bad influence. For all the mean things Spanky has done to her, she finds this restriction impossible to obey. Meanwhile, Captain Hero and Xandir begin a tentative love affair, only to have it constantly interrupted by calls for the Captain to save the world.
Episode 7
The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist: Part 1
Wed, Dec 15, 200422 mins
After a season of living together surrounded by video cameras, the house-mates begin to show signs of cabin fever. Toot finally announces she's had enough, and urges the others to smash all the cameras and blow up the house. Foxxy, however, convinces them to try non-violence first, and stages a sit-in. Finally, the producers agree to a change in the show's format: an eccentric billionaire named Bucky Bucks shows up to split the house-mates into two teams and assign them business challenges; the team that loses will have one member fired, until the last person left receives a prize. Though Toot still wants to blow the house up, Foxxy persuades everyone to play along, until at last she discovers that her trust in the producers has been betrayed and she agrees to give Toot's plan a try.
