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Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 Season 2 Episodes
Season 2 Episode Guide
19 Episodes 2012 - 2013
Episode 1
A Reunion...
Tue, Oct 23, 201222 mins
After June uses a power point presentation to persuade James to attend a Dawson's Creek reunion show, she finds out that every year Chloe fakes the letters to boost his ego.
Episode 2
Love and Monsters...
Tue, Oct 30, 201222 mins
James desperately tries to handle his erratic Halloween-phobia by dressing for a happy party. To June's delight, even Chloe seems happy with great new boyfriend Benjamin, an actor friend of James's, until she's told that's the victim of her annual Halloween prank: wrecking someone by making his worse nightmare come trough, in this case a broken heart. However, Benjamin proves all but unwitting and even Chloe not quite heartless.
Episode 3
Sexy People...
Tue, Nov 13, 201222 mins
James is jealously indignant never to be picked for People's annual Sexiest Man cover. June denies that the cover suffices, regardless of the man, to make her swoon. Chloe decides to prove her wrong by fulfilling James's dream. So she pretends being the new editor and it works.
Episode 4
It's a Miracle...
Tue, Nov 20, 201222 mins
June can't afford to fly home for Thanksgiving, so Chloe persuades her to come to her parents' house, but June begins to feel uncomfortable and awkward due to her past encounter with Chloe's dad and when Chloe gets June to pretend to be wheelchair bound.
Episode 5
Whatever It Takes...
Tue, Dec 4, 201222 mins
Chloe teaches June to "network", but when Chloe lands herself a hot young broker whose father is a Wall Street mogul, she also lands June a dream job offer. However, when Chloe's beer goggles affect her perception of his appearance, June tries to keep Chloe drunk to keep her job.
Episode 6
Bar Lies...
Tue, Dec 11, 201222 mins
James finds that help from June's mother, whom he took along to his Dancing with the Stars lodge, can make things much worse when her poor Eyesight causes him to get drunk and be humiliated worse the Dean Cain ever could. June tries bar lies as blunt as Chloe's, but soon finds he's too dumb to pull any off and must admit Chloe at least picks 'fair game', which is disputed in the case of her renting absent James's apartment to strangers. That turns out to be a habit which James now finds out about and can't stand, so he wants to return from Hollywood, but his assistant insists he must first save his image. June finds that everybody lies to her, even family and church.
Episode 7
A Weekend in the Hamptons...
Tue, Dec 18, 201221 mins
After his Dancing with the Stars debacle, James needs a distraction. He decides against joining Chloe on the annual Hamptons surprise party of the year, thrown by the elusive Willoughby, who accidentally bumps into June and is taken with her, but she only cares for a Wall Street job application. James bumps into Eli, who just broke up with his rich girlfriend, so they drown their troubles in alcohol, faithfully chaperoned by Luther and Robin.
Episode 8
Paris...
Sun, Jan 6, 201320 mins
June is nervous and excited about starting her new job. Things go surprisingly well, and she even meets an incredibly nice co-worker, Fox Paris. Chloe warns June, though, that she shouldn't be so trusting and that Fox is probably just keeping her enemies close.
Episode 9
The Scarlet Neighbor...
Tue, Jan 8, 201321 mins
June and Chloe attend their first tenants' meeting after a new family moves in the building, but they make a scandalous scene and June quickly realizes that she needs to clean up Chloe's act so that they're not branded the floozies of the building.
Episode 10
Mean Girls...
Sun, Jan 13, 201321 mins
June wants a friend, to share a sidewalk cappuccino, but catty roommate Chloe rejects her, so she brings home three ditsy friends from her Pilates class, with whom Chloe just doesn't hit it off. Especially not with Stephanie. Then, an unidentified girl lies murdered in the park, June assumes it's Stephanie, and could it be Chloe's handiwork? Also, James does a community outreach gig helping out a downtown girl who is bullied by her peers, but his less than heroic efforts leave her stranded.
Episode 11
Dating Games...
Tue, Jan 15, 201320 mins
The gang bickers about the limits and possibilities of the dating game. For James, that's the cue to devise a ludicrously 'improved' version of a TV dating game he nearly got to star-present in Europe, now assisted by Luther and Robin. Trying it out keeps upturning the prospects for rivals June and Chloe, who both covet cute Connecticut gentleman Daniel, even though he comes with an ailing grandmother, and for their own admirers.
Episode 12
The Leak...
Fri, May 17, 201321 mins
James is desperate to avoid being ridiculed on dancing with the Stars by 'Superman' Dean Cain, made even worse when his traumatic transpiration reoccurs. So James goes in seclusion with devoted assistant and coach Luther. Chloe feels neglected and demands 'her' James back, but while June tries to stop her, it slowly becomes clear James's psychology reacts surprisingly.
Episode 13
Monday June...
Fri, May 17, 201320 mins
June is drugged - by Chloe - and desperately tries to piece together what transpired during an entire day she lost.
Episode 14
Teddy Trouble...
Fri, May 17, 201320 mins
On sales day, James enjoys utter VIP treatment, until he discovers his proud celebrity-jeans-line, which sold well, was overstocked and ended up in the bargain basement's eerily quiet corner. Chloe invited, as every year, therapy kids summer camp mate Teddy, a fierce crowd-wrecker. The campaign for a spectacularly down-priced frock is overshadowed by a visit from James's acting buddy Benjamin.
Episode 15
The D...
Fri, May 17, 201322 mins
James is eager to audition for a Woody Allen movie and count on lame agent Donnie Jarvis's ever-helpful assistant Will to get him a perfect timing. June, whom Chloe gave a D as 'annual roommate grade' on account of her looser love life, finally has a perfect date, with Will. Thus she discovers and discloses that Chloe, who fakes novel author status, is the nightmare client who keeps abusing Will's serviceability.
Episode 16
The Seven Year B----...
Fri, May 17, 201322 mins
James presents his latest girlfriend, Emily, at a dinner to Chloe, who 'vetoes' her at first sight. Shocked to find James seeing Emily anyway, and told by Luther that it's not the first veto-infraction, Chloe cancels their friendship, and tries replacing him with airhead actor Beckett Everett. June and Luther are mortified to see Chloe taking a clerk job at a mobile phone shop to make ends meet in her Beek-less world.
Episode 17
Using People...
Fri, May 17, 201320 mins
James is warned by agent Donnie Jarvis that his cast shortlisting for a Scorsese movie is unlikely unless he experiences some real life drama. Lackings such, he decides to fake it by joining shameless fake Chloe's AA course, looking for inspiration. Tired of waiting, lonely Mark lets a customer sit him up with a relative, which arouses June's jealousy, exposed by Chloe in time to make her break into his date schedule, yet their high sexual hopes aren't nearly met.
Episode 18
Ocupado...
Fri, May 17, 201320 mins
James is eager to impress the whole team when starring in a Japanese commercial directed by Aussie buddy Ben, whose natural hotness proves superior and indestructible. Like Chloe, Ben practices sexual rotation, one lover per day of the week except Sunday, but unlike him, she's not ranked first of his six. Practicing sex in daring places all over New York results in an embarrassing accident disabling Ben.
Episode 19
The Original B----
Fri, May 17, 201320 mins
James learns that his 'father' adopted him and his mother, a actress, can't remember which of the seven brothers in a musical was his biological father, whom he now searches for. Private detective Tommy Doyle finally tracked the whereabouts of Trish, the first bitch in the apartment, who was Chloe's best friend until she stole her audition in a TV dance show, but she's as defunct as the program. Yet in a dream, Charo offers Chloe a go at revenge, but it turns out most crucial to face her true feelings for June.