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18 Episodes 2011 - 2012
Episode 1
Sat, Nov 19, 201123 mins
Dan is invited to join Chris and Elise as they spend Thanksgiving with Elise's parents. Soon, he discovers that all is not as it seems.
Episode 2
Sat, Dec 17, 201123 mins
Dan and Chris get jobs at the Mall's Christmas display. Before long, Dan runs afoul of the Mall Santa. Who will triumph?

Episode 3
Sat, Jan 28, 201223 mins
Dan is convinced that his neighbors are up to no good and tries to drive them out of the building.
Episode 4
Sat, Feb 4, 201223 mins
Dan wants to destroy a dance contest in Pasadena that Chris and Elise are entering. Chaos results.
Episode 5
Sat, Feb 11, 201222 mins
Dan is aggrieved that the ATM fee at his bank has gone up. He recruits Chris to help him take down the bank.
Episode 6
Sat, Feb 18, 201223 mins
Dan is convinced there's a monster under his bed. But how do you fight a monster?

Episode 7
Sat, Feb 25, 201223 mins
When Chris shirks his daily responsibilities to play golf with his boss, Dan and Elise find themselves reluctant accomplices in an elaborate revenge plot against the sport in an effort to release Chris from its clutches.
Episode 8
Sat, Mar 3, 201223 mins
Fed up with Chris and Elise's overemphasis on fitness and the trainers who play up its importance, Dan wages war on his local gym only to uncover a shocking secret conspiracy.
Episode 9
Sat, Mar 17, 201223 mins
Upset that his crush is getting married, Dan makes his way into the wedding party and attempts to ruin the wedding from within!
Episode 10
Sat, Mar 31, 201222 mins
Seduced by a intriguing but secretive beauty and enraged when his cat goes missing, Dan finds himself entangled in a web of secrets and lies in what might end up being the biggest mystery of his life.
Episode 11
Sat, Apr 7, 201223 mins
After getting his car destroyed (yet again), this time by a real, living dinosaur created in a secret government experiment, Dan enlists Chris and a television reptile expert to help him have his revenge.
Episode 12
Sat, Apr 14, 201223 mins
Fed up with the dumbing down of America, Dan heads to the Governor's office to seek revenge on the decision-makers behind the nation's seemingly ever sinking collective I.Q.
Episode 13
Sat, May 19, 201223 mins
Harassed day and night by an unyielding telemarketer, Dan sets out to get even, only to find himself the target of a previous nemesis' plan for retribution.

Episode 14
Sat, May 26, 201223 mins
Humiliated on television by a slimy Hollywood reality TV producer, Dan attempts to ruin the popular genre for good and still make off with the coveted grand prize - a trip to Adult Astronaut Sleepaway Camp!
Episode 15
Sat, Jun 2, 201222 mins
Annoyed by rampant examples of bad parenting everywhere he looks, Dan sets out to adopt his own child to prove he would be the best parent ever.
Episode 16
Sat, Jun 9, 201222 mins
When a new megamart moves into his neighborhood, fueling a consumer buying frenzy, threatening to close down some of his favorite local haunts, and sending Chris into a dangerous downward spiral of spending, Dan is determined to destroy the grocery goliath.
Episode 17
Sat, Jun 16, 201223 mins
A petty fight over ownership rights of a mutually beloved piece of film memorabilia turns into a fight to the death when Dan and Chris go head-to-head in a battle that might just spell the end of their friendship forever.
Episode 18
Sat, Jun 23, 201223 mins
It's high noon for Dan when a chintzy dude ranch refuses his request for a refund and he sets out on a treasure hunt in the desert, pursued by nefarious gunslingers.