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Crossing Swords Season 2 Episodes

Season 2 Episode Guide

10 Episodes 2021 - 2021

Episode 1

Shamrock Shakedown

Fri, Dec 10, 202123 mins

Patrick finds himself on trial for betraying the kingdom and only avoids punishment with a Hail Mary promise to the king: that he will find the legendary leprechaun gold.

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Episode 2

Toxic Femininity

Fri, Dec 10, 202123 mins

The king and queen's scheme to draw attention to their newfound wealth is derailed. Patrick and Broth go undercover to protect Blossom and bust the drug ring, but the truth behind this mystery is even more shocking than they suspected.

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Episode 3

Destination: Wedding

Fri, Dec 10, 202124 mins

The wedding of the year brings Merriman a chance to mend fences with King Rami IV, whose son is arranged to marry Holden the squire. But when Ruben crashes the wedding to win Holden back, Patrick uncovers a malevolent undercurrent to the nuptials.

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Episode 4

Good Vibrations

Fri, Dec 10, 202124 mins

When Queen Tulip slips into a sex-toy-induced coma, King Merriman throws a beauty pageant to replace her. While every eligible lady in town tries to win the king's hand, Patrick desperately attempts to wake the queen before the kingdom is torn apart.

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Episode 5

Get Your Minchachas Out

Fri, Dec 10, 202124 mins

On a training retreat, Patrick and the squires meet the most famous knight in the kingdom, but Patrick quickly decides the knight's lessons are superficial crap. Merriman and Tulip attend couples counseling that turns into a struggle for their lives.

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Episode 6

Tent Pitching

Fri, Dec 10, 202122 mins

The circus returns to the kingdom, much to the king's delight. Blarney is reunited with his uppity clown college classmates. Patrick, however, is concerned that Danielle's circus origins make this an opportune time for her to strike again.

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Episode 7

Nothin, Usurp With U?

Fri, Dec 10, 202123 mins

The kingdom adjusts to life under its new (old) king, the Old King. Patrick is torn between loyalty to the kingdom and loyalty to his former king. Meanwhile, Merriman tries life as a civilian and finds a new career after a mushroom-fueled trip.

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Episode 8

Sad-iator

Fri, Dec 10, 202122 mins

As punishment for his dissent, Patrick is sentenced to fight in the arena as a gladiator. Merriman starts to take a shine to his new life in the human resources department of a cobbler shop, but puts corporate life aside for Patrick's sake.

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Episode 9

Knight of the F**king Dead

Fri, Dec 10, 202123 mins

Merriman and Tulip are back just in time for the annual Hallowtide party. Patrick is tasked with chaperoning Blossom, but abandons his duties to hang out with the knights. Blossom swaps places with her deceased Aunt Donna in a game of Bloody Mary.

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Episode 10

Hard Day's Knight

Fri, Dec 10, 202123 mins

After months of the kingdom depleting the jewel mines, the Mole People underground lash out at the surface-dwellers. Patrick journeys down into the darkness, where he encounters terror both real and existential; does he even want to be a knight anymore?

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