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Crank Yankers Season 2 Episodes
Season 2 Episode Guide
34 Episodes 2003 - 2004
Episode 1
Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman
Tue, Mar 4, 200322 mins
Elmer calls about anal beads; Special Ed calls a record store looking for a certain song.
Episode 2
Wanda Sykes & Robert Schimmel
Tue, Mar 11, 200322 mins
Spoonie Luv looks into karate lessons; Gladys complains about a video store mix-up. Yanker voices: Wanda Sykes, Tony Barbieri, Jim Florentine, Jimmy Kimmel, and Robert Schimmel.
Episode 3
Snoop Dogg & Kevin Nealon
Tue, Mar 18, 200322 mins
Snoop Dogg calls about running for public office; Hadassah has a run-in with a salesperson.
Episode 4
Jeff Garlin & Gilbert Gottfried
Tue, Mar 25, 200322 mins
George Zucco calls about swelling testicles; Bobby Fletcher hits an innocent bystander.
Episode 5
Fred Armisen & Kevin Nealon
Tue, Apr 1, 200322 mins
Hadassah calls about a perfume rash on her vagina; Ken repeatedly asks a caller to hit the pound key.
Episode 6
Episode #2.6
Tue, Apr 8, 200322 mins
Gladys gets glued to a toilet seat; Steven calls a talent agent and keeps doing Bobcat Goldthwait impressions.
Episode 7
Episode #2.7
Tue, Apr 15, 200322 mins
A blind stripper applies for college; Dick Birchum wants swimming lessons for his conjoined twins. Yanker voices: Lisa Kushell, Adam Carolla, Ian Black, Jim Florentine, Jimmy Kimmel, Katie Kimmel, and David Wain.
Episode 8
Adam Carolla & Dr. Drew Pinsky
Tue, Apr 22, 200322 mins
Bobby Fletcher can't stop burping; Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew Pinsky talk hip-hop.
Episode 9
Episode #2.9
Tue, Apr 29, 200322 mins
Elmer calls about a gay cruise; Danny seeks a rabbi's help.
Episode 10
Episode #2.10
Tue, May 6, 200322 mins
Spoonie Luv calls for driving lessons; Niles Standish wants a balloon ride. Yanker voices: Tony Barbieri, Fred Armisen, Susie Essman, Jim Florentine, Katie Kimmel, Kevin Kimmel, and Sarah Silverman.
Episode 11
Episode #2.11
Wed, May 14, 200321 mins
Special Ed goes out to the ballgame; a sleazy professor calls a co-ed. Yanker voices: Jim Florentine, Jeff Goldblum, Fred Armisen, Michael Ian Black, Adam Carolla, Jimmy Kimmel, and David Wain.
Episode 12
Episode #2.12
Tue, Sep 23, 200322 mins
Gladys calls for a conjugal visit; Ken gets stuck in a restroom.
Episode 13
Episode #2.13
Tue, Sep 30, 200322 mins
Hadassah tests her boyfriend's sperm; Jeff needs a job.
Episode 14
Episode #2.14
Tue, Oct 7, 200322 mins
Hadassah tests her boyfriend's sperm; Jeff needs a job.
Episode 15
Episode #2.15
Tue, Oct 14, 200322 mins
Cammie calls about her haunted breast implants; Tony Deloge tries to get a free meal.
Episode 16
Episode #2.16
Tue, Oct 21, 200322 mins
Elmer calls about gay porn on his computer; Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew reach out to their listeners.
Episode 17
Episode #2.17
Tue, Oct 28, 200322 mins
Cammie inquires about hourly car rentals; Dick Birchum needs some kids to work around the house.
Episode 18
Episode #2.18
Tue, Nov 4, 200322 mins
Gladys gets intimate with slime; Elmer needs the lotto numbers.
Episode 19
Episode #2.19
Tue, Nov 11, 200322 mins
Bob Odenkirk tries to overcome a speech impediment; Samir wants to throw a party.
Episode 20
Episode #2.20
Tue, Nov 18, 200322 mins
Elmer calls a brothel looking for a woman he met 30 years ago; Marion inquires about plastic surgery for her 11-year-old daughter.
Episode 21
Episode #2.21
Tue, Feb 10, 200422 mins
Bobby and Billy Fletcher call to make a reservation at a restaurant; Hadassah receives a sexually-suggestive toy from her mother.
Episode 22
Episode #2.22
Tue, Feb 17, 200422 mins
Cammie wants to teach kids about the birds and the bees; Gladys has questions about her teenage son's breast-milk habits.
Episode 23
Episode #2.23
Tue, Feb 24, 200422 mins
Homeless, retired R&B singer Stompie looks for love; Hadassah becomes a telemarketer.
Episode 24
Episode #2.24
Tue, Mar 2, 200422 mins
Gladys hits the jackpot at a broken ATM; Niles asks a salesperson to eat a used tissue for $500.
Episode 25
Episode #2.25
Tue, Mar 9, 200422 mins
Elmer looks for charitable donations; Special Ed needs a piano lesson.
Episode 26
Episode #2.26
Sun, Feb 15, 202621 mins
Jeff plans a surprise party and Cammie asks for advice on how to date a Jewish man. Yanker voices: Eminem, Lisa Kushell, Jeff Goldblum, and Nick DiPaolo.
Episode 27
Episode #2.27
Tue, Jul 27, 200421 mins
Birchum looks to hire some mourners for his dad's funeral; Elmer calls a carnival about a teddy bear stuffed with glass. Yanker voices: Adam Carolla, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Green, and Jamie Kennedy.
Episode 28
Episode #2.28
Tue, Aug 3, 200422 mins
Cammie needs a house sitter; Hadassah interviews an artist.
Episode 29
Episode #2.29
Sun, Feb 15, 202622 mins
Special Ed professes his undying love for spaghetti; Ken calls a paper with breaking news.
Episode 30
Episode #2.30
Tue, Aug 17, 200422 mins
Niles recruits for a basketball team; Special Ed goes into space.
Episode 31
Episode #2.31
Sun, Feb 15, 202621 mins
Join Special Ed and all your favorites in this collection of the craziest Crank Yankers calls. Yanker voices: Jim Florentine, David Alan Grier, Sarah Silverman, Jimmy Kimmel, and Adam Carolla.
Episode 32
Episode #2.32
Sun, Feb 15, 202621 mins
Join Elmer and all your favorites in this collection of the crudest Crank Yankers calls. Yanker voices: Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman, Seth MacFarlane, Adam Carolla, Kevin Kimmel, Dr. Drew Pinsky, and Lisa Kushell.
Episode 33
Episode #2.33
Tue, Jul 20, 200422 mins
Ludacris calls his label head with some exciting news; Gladys has a problem with her new phone.
Episode 34
Episode #2.34
Tue, Aug 10, 200422 mins
The Truth needs to hire a P.I.; Sonny Tanning calls a nursing home.