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13 Episodes 2007 - 2008
Episode 1
Sat, Nov 17, 200722 mins
Cory "The Derf" Johnson arrives in Washington D.C. after running from his crazy ex-boyfriend for 6 months. In the White House he must undergo initiation in order to be fully accepted into the Masonic Society that thrives there. As part of his initiation Cory must first eat soup that is too hot, secondly he has to back-flip on a fool and injure him/her, and thirdly he must get a tattoo of Spider man across his face. After doing all of these tasks he is finally accepted into the White House community. For the soup being too hot part of his initiation Cory opts for Pea soup as it will easily slide down his gullet and will allow him to not be constipated afterwards. For the second task Cory performs the back-flip maneuver on the biggest fool in the White House, the president. While the president is sitting down for an interview Cory sets up a ladder next to him. From the ladder he performs the most perfect back flip ever. For the tattoo part of the initiation Cory finds himself at Dwayne "The Rock" Johnstorm's Tattoo Shoppe. For stylist effect, Cory gets two tattoos of Spider man on his face. On either side of his face, Spider man is shooting webs into his eyes. After he has finished all of this he is welcomed into the Illuminati. From there Cory wakes up from dream and finds himself back in the dungeon of his crazy ex-boyfriend's house, being forced to watch the real Cory in the House forever!
Episode 2
Sat, Dec 1, 200722 mins
Cory and Newt get into an argument while trying to write a song together.
Episode 3
Sat, Dec 8, 200722 mins
Meena learns that her birthday will be on a popular television show,"My Party Is Better Than Yours!" but it changes her feelings for Cory and Newt, which causes them to not be friends. Meanwhile the President, Victor and Samantha can't tell Sophie how bad her cooking is. When Meena watches the video, she is horrified. Later, when the episode is about to be broadcast, the President and Sophie teach the world how to make cheese sandwiches for 30 minutes.
Episode 4
Sun, Jan 20, 200822 mins
Cory sets up a kissing booth for the school carnival; but Newt refuses to kiss any other girl; as he made a promise to a girl at camp that they would have their first kiss. Meanwhile Victor gets annoyed when Sophie keeps beating her in every game.
Episode 5
Sat, Feb 16, 200822 mins
Sophie exacts revenge on Cory by haunting him with a doll after he scams her into agreeing help make a Sophie doll that acts bratty.
Episode 6
Sat, Apr 26, 200822 mins
Cory finally makes an official date with Candy but it's on the same night that he and Stickler are working on a sci-fi competition for chemistry class! So, Cory tries to do both!
Episode 7
Sat, Apr 19, 200822 mins
Cory is a finalist to win the Young Business Person of the Year, but when someone tries to steal his project his chances for winning are threatened.
Episode 8
Sat, May 31, 200822 mins
A-Story: Cory tries uses his inheritance money to invest in a salon when he discovers that Newt has a knack for braiding hair. B-Story: Sophie and Tanisha show up to Haley's birthday party dressed like Tiffany Star - very inappropriate attire for little girls.
Episode 9
Sat, Jun 14, 200822 mins
Cory and Newt go to model boot camp in order to land a gig in Hawaii with 5 supermodels.
Episode 10
Sat, Jul 5, 200822 mins
Cory is roped into babysitting Sophie and brings Candy along to help.
Episode 11
Sat, Jul 12, 200822 mins
Cory becomes jealous when a gorgeous foreign exchange student starts flirting with Cory's on-off girlfriend Candy. Cory then challenges the foreign exchange student to a wrestling match in order to win Candy back.
Episode 12
Sat, Aug 30, 200822 mins
Cory meets a new girl at school; who just transferred to Washington Prep. But when Cory introduces the new girl to Meena; he learns that both of the girls' countries are sworn enemies.
Episode 13
Sun, Feb 1, 202622 mins
Meena writes an angry song after her boyfriend dumps her.