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Comedy Knockout Season 2 Episodes
Season 2 Episode Guide
32 Episodes 2016 - 2017
Episode 1
This Is My Art, Dad!
Thu, Dec 1, 201624 mins
Amanda Seales definitely knows what not to say at a renaissance faire, Matteo Lane kisses frogs for a very special reason, and Josh Wolf discovers an entirely new disease in Matteo's mustache.
Episode 2
Sexism
Thu, Dec 1, 201624 mins
Gina Yashere DEFINITELY knows what not to say at a gun store, Tone Bell reveals an intimate past with an audience member, and Matt Kirshen goes hard on Tone's failed sitcom history.
Episode 3
It's a Fix!
Thu, Dec 8, 201624 mins
Noah Gardenswartz knows where Kevin McCaffrey's hamster is hidden, and Kevin reveals he's the only white guy on the panel who knows he's white. Plus, Dulce Sloan will marry Noah -- but there's one thing she won't do!
Episode 4
The Most Gangster Salad
Thu, Dec 8, 201624 mins
Seaton Smith knows exactly what NOT to say at a rap battle, Arden Myrin reveals a curiosity for dolphin love, and Sean Donnelly does a roasty impersonation of Arden that even she is impressed with.
Episode 5
We're Going Hard Tonight
Thu, Dec 15, 201624 mins
Paul Virzi proves he's the worst camp counselor, Gina Yashere defends women in fedoras, and Josh Wolf risks beheading if he ever goes to England!
Episode 6
Heart Attack Sauce
Thu, Dec 15, 201624 mins
Megan Neuringer knows what NOT to touch at a dog show, Joel Kim Booster knows a hipster chicken when he sees one, and Chris Distefano may soon be single.
Episode 7
It's Damien's House
Thu, Dec 22, 201624 mins
Megan Neuringer has a surefire sexy way to get out of picking up the check, Julian McCullough takes a lot of heat for his "drug dealer" shirt, and Tone Bell has harsh words for Karaoke goers!
Episode 8
Jury of Cats
Thu, Dec 22, 201624 mins
Mike Vecchione knows WAY more about boy bands than a grown man should, Bonnie McFarlane gives a revealing report on the weather in her pants, and Tim Dillon shares a gruesome reason for choosing 12 cats over 6 kids!
Episode 9
Shirts vs. Pants
Thu, Dec 29, 201624 mins
Mehran Khagani reveals the best way to silence a musical theater fan, Sean Donnelly's chest jiggling heats things up, and Megan Gailey looks beyond the grave for love.
Episode 10
The Rubber Lover
Thu, Jan 5, 201724 mins
Sean Patton has a minor breakdown, Julian McCullough proves he should never chaperone a school dance, and Marcella Arguello rises above all the height bashing!
Episode 11
What Is This Show?
Thu, Jan 12, 201724 mins
Amanda Seales definitely knows what not to say at a renaissance faire, Matteo Lane kisses frogs for a very special reason, and Josh Wolf discovers an entirely new disease in Matteo's mustache.
Episode 12
Breakfast for Hookups
Thu, Jan 19, 201724 mins
Ahamed Weinberg explains why he prefers Asians, Alonzo Bodden wants to beat the hell out of Ahamed, and Lynne Koplitz recognizes her own past in one unfortunate audience member.
Episode 13
Terminally Thirsty
Thu, Jan 26, 201724 mins
Jessica Kirson puts everyone on edge with her porn choices, Noah Gardenswartz knows what not to say at an all-black state fair, and Donnell Rawlings' singing strategy falls flat.
Episode 14
Old Lady Afterlife
Thu, Feb 2, 201724 mins
Old Lady Afterlife: Megan Gailey confesses how much she lies about drinking, Mike Lawrence figures Megan hasn't been happy since prom night, and Dan St. Germain has an extremely inappropriate place to put a raccoon.
Episode 15
Seven Kinds of DNA
Thu, Feb 9, 201724 mins
Seven Kinds of DNA: Arden Myrin is SO horny because of all the denim and facial hair on the panel, Randy Liedtke nails Brendon Walsh's movie doppelg?nger, and Brendon thinks Arden's actually just a bunch of mice in a human suit.
Episode 16
Just Suck It
Thu, Feb 16, 201724 mins
Aida Rodriguez has a thing for customs guys, and old pals Rich Vos and Robert Kelly rip each other over Rich's dementia and Robert's inevitable autopsy results.
Episode 17
Other's Day
Thu, May 18, 201724 mins
Jessimae Peluso makes an impassioned plea to the church of Scientology, Clayton English explains how Jessimae's name is synonymous with trailer parks, and Noah Gardenswartz is now very worried about his weight.
Episode 18
Damien Lemonade
Thu, May 25, 201724 mins
Sean Patton gets really fired up over balls, and Yassir Lester is the self-proclaimed realest male feminist in the game. Plus, find out what part of Morgan Murphy's body is just like an apple.
Episode 19
Congratulations, White Men
Thu, Jun 1, 201724 mins
Josh Wolf explains how southerners dress, Mo Mandel knows an evil hot air balloon pilot when he sees one, and Dulce Sloan and Mo make a hair-touching arrangement.
Episode 20
Beast and the Beast
Thu, Jun 8, 201724 mins
Tamer Kattan shares his obsession with pigtails, Gina Yashere knows what would have been tweeted from the Garden of Eden, and Sean Patton does a few laps around the stage.
Episode 21
Play Balls
Thu, Jun 15, 201724 mins
Arden Myrin hits on Tone Bell's tight beard like a third base coach, Tone knows what Arden hates about pharmacists, and Kyle Kinane's idea of a cat bath is not what you'd think it is!
Episode 22
The Bees & the Bees
Thu, Jun 22, 201724 mins
Matteo Lane wants to talk about the bees and the bees, JP McDade does a killer Trump impression, and Tone Bell has a specific organ to donate.
Episode 23
White Jesus
Thu, Jun 29, 201724 mins
Josh Wolf explains how southerners dress, Mo Mandel knows an evil hot air balloon pilot when he sees one, and Dulce Sloan and Mo make a hair-touching arrangement.
Episode 24
Funny Joints
Thu, Jul 6, 201724 mins
Gina Yashere knows about black people who listen to country music, Kevin McCaffrey reacts to his pics, and Julian McCullough pays Kevin a potato-themed insult.
Episode 25
Covered in Crabs
Thu, Jul 20, 201724 mins
Gina Yashere knows what not to say after sex, Josh Wolf finds out what he and Wolverine have in common, and Kyle Kinane has rigor mortis in his pants.
Episode 26
Ideas of Balls
Thu, Jul 27, 201724 mins
Yassir Lester gets Jessimae Peluso pole dancing like a Russian, Jessimae gets real about PMS, and Dave Hill finally gets the truth when he asks "who's with me?"
Episode 27
Free Kitchens
Thu, Jul 27, 201724 mins
Julian McCullough knows what not to tell his kids about sex, Arden Myrin reveals Julian is a mistake she'd make at a wedding, and Joel Kim Booster makes an impassioned defense of a famous chef with bleach tips.
Episode 28
Grandfathers of Anarchy
Wed, Sep 13, 201724 mins
Noah Gardenswartz definitely knows what not to say as a drug dealer, Gina Yashere pulls no punches about juice cleanses, and Matteo Lane reveals which Easter bunny he'd swipe right for.
Episode 29
Gulp Fiction
Wed, Sep 20, 201724 mins
Dave Hill certainly knows what NOT to say during a protest, Arden Myrin reveals how throwing shade can make America great again, and Tone Bell finds out what age rednecks start border patrol.
Episode 30
Churnt Up
Wed, Sep 20, 201724 mins
Find out what food Clayton English describes as "edible gentrification," what Julian McCullough thinks you shouldn't say when you're Amish, and what Jessimae Peluso steals from an audience member.
Episode 31
Deep V
Wed, Sep 27, 201724 mins
Find out what Arden Myrin, Matteo Lane, and an artisanal pickle maker have in common - and why Arden's "Undies Dance" gets Josh Wolf all hot and bothered.
Episode 32
A Glittery Shoe
Wed, Oct 4, 201724 mins
Find out how Sean Patton turns a twelfth birthday card into a weird sex-ed class, how many bodies Casey James Salengo can deadlift, and what country Mehran Khaghani thinks Sean could be a sex symbol in.