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Celebrity Deathmatch Season 3 Episodes
Season 3 Episode Guide
25 Episodes 2000 - 2001
Episode 1
Deathbowl 2000
Thu, Jan 27, 200021 mins
Tiger Woods and Andre Agassi declare a War of the Wussie Sports; Archived footage shows a brutal beat-down between OJ Simpson and Joe Namath; Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa batter up to break some bones.
Episode 2
The New Employee
Thu, Feb 3, 200021 mins
Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera must fight while being tied together; musicians Kenny G and Flea of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers dish out the hurt; Anthony Edwards, Eriq La Salle and Noah Wyle send each other to the ER.
Episode 3
Turn on Your TV Day
Thu, Feb 10, 200021 mins
Katie Couric and Bryant Gumbel start the night off with a vicious talk-show; Judge Judy takes Susan Lucci into the Deathmatch courtroom; Tom Green and Craig Kilborn finish off with a brutal late-night extravaganza.
Episode 4
Clash of the Superfreaks
Thu, Feb 17, 200021 mins
Adult magazine tycoons Hugh Hefner and Larry Flynt get down and dirty; Artificially created superfreaks Cousin Grimm and Pierce McCrack make their debut; Carson Daly oversees a rap battle between Kid Rock and Eminem.
Episode 5
Celebrity Deathmatch's Salute to Hollywood
Thu, Feb 24, 200021 mins
Kevin Costner goes postal on indie film-maker Kevin Smith; Sharon Stone challenges Kathy Bates to a battle of the femme fatales; Steven Spielberg faces Alfred Hitchcock to decide who is the greatest director of all time.
Episode 6
The Congressional Hearings
Thu, Mar 2, 200021 mins
Nick and Johnny must defend themselves after they are summoned by the US Senate regarding the show's controversy, with the help of Stone Cold Steve Austin. Can they persuade Senator Ted Kennedy to keep their show on the air?
Episode 7
Teen Night
Thu, Jun 29, 200021 mins
Alyssa Milano and Melissa Joan Hart unleash the dark arts; Olsen twins Mary-Kate and Ashley settle their differences; Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe compete against Jennifer Love Hewitt and Scott Wolfe for prom king and queen.
Episode 8
Sex, Lugs, and Rock 'n' Roll
Thu, Jul 6, 200021 mins
Pamela Anderson Lee and Heather Locklear fight for Tommy Lee's very life; Axl Rose returns to settle his score with Slash; NASCAR racers Jeff Gordan and Dale Earnhardt partake in the Destruction Derby of Death.
Episode 9
Johnny and Debbie... In Love: Part 1
Thu, Jul 13, 200021 mins
Chuck Woolery and Regis Philbin put their game-show knowledge to deadly use; Napoleon Bonaparte is brought back to challenge petite actor Joe Pesci; Kevin Bacon takes on all challengers, co-stars or otherwise.
Episode 10
Time Traveling: Part 2
Thu, Jul 20, 200021 mins
The search for Debbie leads Johnny and Nick to the Coliseum, where the latter must fight the Satyr; a trip to Victorian England sees Sherlock Holmes fight Jack the Ripper; Joan and Melissa Rivers face off in present day.
Episode 11
In the Head of Nicky Jr.
Thu, Jul 27, 200021 mins
Rage Against The Machine put their lives on the line to face a menacing machine; 'Weird Al' Yankovic makes a mockery out of Al Gore; John Malkovich and John Cusack fight over top billing.
Episode 12
Battle of the Heavy Metal Headbangers
Thu, Aug 3, 200021 mins
More Superfreak action featuring Potato Khan and Beni Trauma; WWF superstar Mankind lays the smack down on novelist Ernest Hemingway; James Hetfield and Fred Durst fight over heavy-metal supremacy.
Episode 13
The Best of WWF
Thu, Aug 10, 200021 mins
A clip show containing some of the fights featuring the stars of the WWF, including a live-action interview with the host of the special episode, Mick Foley.
Episode 14
The Prisoners
Sun, Oct 8, 200021 mins
James Gandolfini prepares to flush Bruce Springsteen down the drain; Farrah Fawcett tries to turn Drew Barrymore into a real angel; Jailbirds Christian Slater and Robert Downey Jr. sentence each other to the death penalty.
Episode 15
Courtney Love Returns
Sun, Oct 15, 200021 mins
Nick Nolte unleashes police brutality on co-star Eddie Murphy; Haley Joel Osment takes on playground bully Macaulay Culkin; Courtney Love returns to face Dave Grohl and Billy Corgan in the Dome of Devastation.
Episode 16
The Return of Lucy Lawless
Sun, Oct 22, 200021 mins
David Arquette and Paul Reiser reach out to hurt each other; Michael Douglas and Martin Sheen engage in a deadly presidential debate; The Dixie Chicks take on TLC in a brutal bar brawl, all overseen by Lucy Lawless.
Episode 17
Halloween II
Sun, Oct 29, 200021 mins
With the dead coming back to life, Brendan Fraser tangles with a mummy; Sarah Michelle Gellar steps up to the plate against a vampire; a member of the Deathmatch team returns to challenge Debbie Matenopoulos.
Episode 18
A Night of Vomit
Sun, Nov 5, 200021 mins
Burt Reynolds takes his grudge with William Shatner into the ring; Ellen DeGeneres makes a laughing stock out of Dr. Laura Schlessenger; George W. Bush seeks capital punishment against Bush's lead singer Gavin Rossdale.
Episode 19
Suddenly Diamond
Sun, Nov 12, 200021 mins
Whitney Houston and Diana Ross take the World's Deadliest Diva title to the final round; Anthony Hopkins hopes to choke his re-cast co-star Jodie Foster; Charlton Heston and Russell Crowe take on the Tower of Terror.
Episode 20
Family Night II
Sun, Nov 19, 200021 mins
Judd sisters Ashley and Wynonna engage in a sisterly spat; former co-stars Carroll O'Connor and Sherman Hemsley face a sitcom showdown; Alec and Daniel Baldwin enter a tag-team against Damon and Keenen Ivory Wayans.
Episode 21
Celebrity Deathmatch Top 10
Sun, Jan 7, 2001
A countdown of the top 10 Celebrity Deathmatch fights throughout the past three seasons, hosted by none other than the king of trash-talk television: Jerry Springer. Did your favorite make it into the list?
Episode 22
Nick's Little Friend
Sun, Jan 14, 200121 mins
British rockers Sting and Phil Collins duke it out; Warren Beatty and Annette Bening make a gruesome affair with Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon; Wu Tang Clan's Ol' Dirty Bastard prepares to sacrifice LeAnn Rimes.
Episode 23
Nick Gets High
Sun, Jan 21, 200121 mins
Mike Myers and Dana Carvey unleash their killer characters; Hollywood bad-girl Angelina Jolie takes on girl-next-door Sandra Bullock; Leonardo DiCaprio returns to face Woody Harrelson in an environment-friendly bout.
Episode 24
Deathcon 2001
Sun, Feb 4, 200121 mins
Sigourney Weaver and Linda Hamilton prove that action women can kick ass; Cousin Grimm and Potato Khan enter the final round of the Superfreak tournament; Harrison Ford and Samuel L. Jackson fight for Star Wars supremacy.
Episode 25
Fandemonium III
Sun, Feb 11, 200121 mins
By fans' request: MTV's own cartoon stars, Beavis and Butt-Head, entire a new dimension of pain; The Backstreet Boys and 'NSync engage in an all-out rumble - if Nick can bring them back, that is.
