Breaking News Season 2 Episodes

Episode 1

Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail

Mon, Sep 9, 2019

Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little b*tch.

Episode 2

Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad

Mon, Sep 9, 2019

John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.

Episode 3

Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal

Mon, Sep 16, 2019

Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.

Episode 4

You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad

Mon, Sep 16, 2019

Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).

Episode 5

Climbing Gym Opens On Disappointing Riverwalk

Mon, Sep 23, 2019

Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.

Episode 6

Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles

Mon, Sep 23, 2019

Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.

Episode 7

On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer

Mon, Sep 30, 2019

Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.

Episode 8

Man Turns Home into Home Depot

Mon, Sep 30, 2019

Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.

Episode 9

"Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation

Mon, Oct 7, 2019

Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.

Episode 10

Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist

Mon, Oct 7, 2019

Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.

Episode 11

Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona

Mon, Oct 14, 2019

Raph and Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs and take a lady soap company to task.

Episode 12

Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record

Mon, Oct 14, 2019

Caldwell Tanner and Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.

Episode 13

We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer

Mon, Dec 23, 2019

Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates and report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.

Episode 14

One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars

Mon, Oct 21, 2019

Brennan and Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.

Episode 15

True Facts About Grant Anthony O'Brien

Mon, Oct 28, 20199 mins

Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.

Episode 16

Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz

Mon, Oct 28, 20195 mins

Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.

Episode 17

Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys

Mon, Nov 4, 20195 mins

Andy Bustillos and Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.

Episode 18

Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria

Mon, Nov 4, 20195 mins

Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.

Episode 19

Dinosaurs Were Techncially Birds

Mon, Nov 11, 2019

Episode 20

Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?

Mon, Nov 11, 2019

Episode 21

Big Brother's Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off

Mon, Nov 18, 2019

Episode 22

Moose Running Loose Through the Mall of America

Mon, Nov 18, 2019

Episode 23

Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People

Mon, Nov 25, 2019