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52 Episodes 0 - 2007
Episode 1
19 mins
Bernard goes to the gym and starts training enthusiastically - until he discovers that each piece of equipment has a life of its own.
Episode 2
19 mins
Diving Board: Bernard desperately tries to copy all the things that Lloyd (the penguin) enjoys doing at the swimming pool .... including diving from the highest springboard! Watching TV: Whatever the time, wherever he is, Bernard is completely hooked on television .... that is until the shop closes and the shutters come down. Hitchhiking: Picking up hitchhikers can often be very dangerous. So when Bernard stops to pick up Zack, he should remember that one day he may need a lift. Skydiving: If Bernard ever succeeds in jumping out of the plane, he's bound to forget his parachute. Is there any other way he would want to do it? At the Theme Park: Bernard just wants to have a good time at the theme park. The trouble is that someone else wants to be in his photo and then that balloon appears .... A Day in the Country: Bernard has gone to the mountain, while the mountain comes to Bernard! It may look like rain, but Bernard's not worried because he's got his umbrella.
Episode 3
15 mins
Episode 4
15 mins
In this episode Bernard discovers kendo.
Episode 5
16 mins
Street Racing: When Zack lines up alongside him at the traffic lights, it gives Bernard the perfect excuse to start a race through the city streets. But what about other road users? The Desert Island: Bernard finds himself on a desert island where all the inhabitants try to make him feel welcome .... in their own special way. Baseball: Bernard soon figures out how the baseball pitching machine works, until the machine steps up a gear and shows it has a few more tricks up its sleeve. The Car: Bernard is proud of his small convertible. The only trouble is that he can't get everything in the boot, which complicates life more than you would imagine. The Flower: Bernard loves his flower, and is determined to do whatever is necessary to protect it from danger - no matter what the cost.
Episode 6
16 mins
The Medallion: Bernard finds a medallion, but soon discovers that it brings bad luck. So he tries to throw it away, but unfortunately for him, it keeps on coming back. The Moth: When Bernard tries to get rid of an annoying moth, something unexpected happens and his kitchen becomes a very dangerous place. Bullfighter: Bernard finds himself in field full of bulls, and despite his lack of experience, decides to try his hand at bull-fighting. At the North Pole: Bernard gets bored trekking across the frozen Arctic wastes. Some abandoned equipment becomes a source of great entertainment, but not for long.... The Package: Zack tries to steal a parcel which Bernard is carrying. At first he succeeds, but Bernard doesn't give up that easily ....
Episode 7
16 mins
Sleepwalker: Even when he's asleep, Bernard is capable of anything - as he finds out when he wakes up in the morning. The Pizza: Bernard has to deliver a pizza to a haunted house .... and to its starving owner. But how is he going to get paid? The Unicylcle: To the amazement of Zack, Bernard discovers he has some performing skills which he never knew he had. The Motorboat: Although Bernard has been shipwrecked, his real problems begin when he finds an abandoned motorboat which could get him back to shore. The Prisoner: Bernard makes a daring escape from prison, but once he's out, he realises that perhaps life inside wasn't so bad after all.
Episode 8
16 mins
The Supermarket: Bernard is delighted with all the bargains he has bought. Now the only problem is how to get them all home. The Mosquito: Bernard feels very tired and wants to sleep for hours .... but there's a mosquito about with other ideas. He just has to get rid of that mosquito. Oasis: In the middle of the desert Bernard stumbles across an oasis. The palm trees look real enough, and that cool water is just too tempting. The Treasure: A map may lead you to the hidden treasure, but does not always tell you about the hidden dangers ... Even Indiana Jones would have had trouble here. The Window Cleaner: Bernard is cleaning the windows of a skyscraper, when he disturbs two birds trying to protect their fledgling.
Episode 9
16 mins
Marathon: Bernard, Zack and Lloyd are competing in a marathon. The winner will not be the one who runs the fastest, but the one who survives the longest. The Fumigator 1: Do you like cockroaches? No? Well, nor does Bernard, and he is determined to get them out of his house somehow. The Fumigator 2: Despite all Bernard's efforts, the cockroaches are taking over Bernard's house, but his patience is running out. Close Encounters 2: Another UFO appears on Bernard's radar. He is desperate to see what is inside the strange carapace, but the extraterrestrial is in no hurry to show himself. The Little Dog: Goliath may be tiny but he packs a charge of aggression and bad temper equivalent to someone several times his size ... as Bernard discovers.
Episode 10
17 mins
A Lucky Day: Is it really possible for our walking disaster of a polar bear to have a lucky day? Bernard ... lucky ... for a whole day? The Storm: Once Bernard had a polar home on the ice cap, but a lightning strike during a polar thunderstorm forces him to leave it all behind. The Robot: A robot seems to offer Bernard a simple solution to the problem of cleaning his house. The trouble is that the robot is literally crazy about his job. The Vacuum Cleaner: When the vacuum cleaner finishes its work, there's not a speck of dust anywhere, and no sign of Bernard's winning lottery ticket either! A Day in the Country 2: Bernard wants to enjoy nature. The only problem is that the fauna and flora want to enjoy him at the same time.
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Episode 20
In this episode Bernard discovers scuba diving.
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Episode 30
In this episode Bernard discovers the bull.
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