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Beavis and Butt-Head Season 5 Episodes
Season 5 Episode Guide
50 Episodes 1994 - 1995
Episode 1
Held Back
Mon, Oct 31, 199422 mins
Beavis and Butthead's stupidity results in them getting sent back to kindergarten.
Episode 2
Killing Time
Mon, Oct 31, 199422 mins
Butthead turns off the TV because there is nothing good on TV for two hours. Beavis and Butt-head then try to do loads of things to fill in the time.
Episode 3
Beard Boys
Tue, Nov 1, 199423 mins
Beavis and Butt-head watch a movie that depicts a bearded man getting laid and decide that they need beards to score. Unable to grow their own, they decide to cut hair off of their heads and glue it to their faces.
Episode 4
Choke
Wed, Nov 2, 199425 mins
When the two are watching TV, Butt-Head suddenly chokes on a piece of chicken. After making a brain-dead attempt to save him, Beavis leaves the house in search of a sign describing the Heimlich maneuver, leaving Butt-Head to suffer. Later, when Beavis returns with a completely unrelated sign, he inadvertently saves Butt-Head's life by stepping on his chest, dislodging the piece of chicken. Beavis picks up the piece of chicken, eats it, and chokes on it, just like Butt-Head had earlier.
Episode 5
Safe House
Thu, Nov 3, 199423 mins
Todd hides from the police at Beavis and Butthead's house.
Episode 6
Hard Sell
Fri, Nov 4, 1994
Butt-Head and Beavis get jobs at a telemarketing call center.
Episode 7
Walkathon
Sat, Dec 10, 199429 mins
Beavis and Butt-Head participate in a walkathon. Naturally, things go wrong.
Episode 8
Temporary Insanity
Sat, Dec 10, 199415 mins
After skipping school, Beavis and Butt-Head find themselves working in a real estate office.
Episode 9
Dude, a Reward
Sat, Dec 10, 1994
Beavis and Butt-Head find a photographer's missing camera in a field and return it to him, wanting reward money.
Episode 10
Walking Erect
Tue, Dec 13, 1994
Beavis and Butt-Head visit the local zoo and cause a panic.
Episode 11
Career Day
Fri, Dec 16, 1994
It's Career Day at school and Beavis and Butt-Head look at being security guards so they get paid to watch TV. They soon get bored, though, and start harassing customers at the mall instead.
Episode 12
Plastic Surgin'
Mon, Dec 19, 1994
Beavis and Butt-Head attempt to get bigger penises via plastic surgery.
Episode 13
Take a Number
Thu, Dec 22, 1994
While on their way to a rock concert, Beavis and Butt-Head wait in a long line to use the bathroom.
Episode 14
Beaverly Butt-billies
Mon, Dec 26, 199423 mins
Beavis and Butt-Head mistake sewage for oil and attempt to get rich selling it to their neighbors.
Episode 15
Tainted Meat
Thu, Dec 29, 199411 mins
Beavis' complete lack of hygiene causes the hospitalization of many Burger World customers, as well as the temporary closure of the restaurant.
Episode 16
Stewart Moves Away
Thu, Jan 5, 199529 mins
Beavis and Butt-Head go to Stewart's house to watch his TV, only to find two "moving men" there who claim Stewart has moved away. The men encourage Beavis and Butt-Head to trash the house.
Episode 17
Top o' the Mountain
Thu, Jan 19, 1995
Beavis and Butt-Head get their hair done at a salon in hopes that the hairdresser will press her cleavage in their faces.
Episode 18
Party
Sun, Jan 29, 1995
Beavis and Butt-Head decide to throw a house party in the hopes that girls will show up for them to score with.
Episode 19
Wet Behind the Rears
Sun, Jan 29, 199523 mins
Coach Buzzcut forces Beavis and Butt-Head to take a shower after gym class.
Episode 20
Bad Dog
Thu, Feb 9, 1995
Beavis and Butthead adopt a dog.
Episode 21
Lightning Strikes
Thu, Feb 16, 199523 mins
Beavis and Butt-Head are injured reenacting something they saw Benjamin Franklin do on TV.
Episode 22
Dream On
Thu, Feb 23, 199515 mins
Beavis and Butt-Head dream about television shows instead of going to school.
Episode 23
Candy Sale
Sat, Apr 8, 199524 mins
Beavis and Butt-Head screw up their class' fundraising project.
Episode 24
Animation Sucks
Sat, Apr 8, 1995
Beavis and Butt-Head draw violent cartoons in Van Driessen's class.
Episode 25
What's the Deal?
Mon, Jun 5, 199530 mins
Tom Anderson teaches Beavis and Butt-Head how to play poker.
Episode 26
The History of Women
Mon, Jun 5, 1995
Beavis and Butt-Head ogle the librarian's body instead of writing the reports about the women they admire Van Driessen wants them to write.
Episode 27
To the Rescue
Tue, Jun 6, 1995
Beavis and Butt-Head are instrumental in saving an alcoholic pilot's life and their heroic exploits are dramatically reenacted for a television show.
Episode 28
I Dream of Beavis
Wed, Jun 7, 1995
Beavis finds a bottle containing a dead mouse in a dumpster and starts carrying it around with him, thinking it's a magic bottle that can grant him wishes.
Episode 29
Pregnant Pause
Thu, Jun 8, 1995
Thanks to his idiocy and something he saw on TV, Beavis thinks he's pregnant.
Episode 30
Here Comes the Bride's Butt
Fri, Jun 9, 199523 mins
Beavis and Butt-Head invite themselves to two strangers' wedding, thinking they'll be able to make out with the bride.
Episode 31
Screamers
Mon, Jul 10, 1995
Beavis and Butt-Head watch a slasher movie that depicts two girls screaming. They find that cool and decide to scream for no apparent reason.
Episode 32
Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime?
Mon, Jul 10, 1995
Beavis and Butt-Head decide to hang out with a panhandler as an easy way to earn some money.
Episode 33
Skin Trade
Tue, Jul 11, 1995
Beavis and Butt-Head try to sell a dead animal that they found for its fur.
Episode 34
Oil Change
Wed, Jul 12, 1995
Beavis and Butt-Head must change the oil in the deep-fat fryers at Burger World.
Episode 35
Buttniks
Thu, Jul 13, 1995
Beavis' alter ego, Cornholio, is a big hit at open mic night in a coffeehouse.
Episode 36
Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass
Mon, Aug 7, 199525 mins
The understanding teachers at Highland High aren't quite so understanding when Beavis the yammerer joins their drum circle.
Episode 37
Another Friday Night
Mon, Aug 7, 199525 mins
Beavis and Butt-Head attempt to pick up women at Maxi-Mart, but the police end up getting involved.
Episode 38
Tired
Tue, Aug 8, 1995
Beavis and Butt-Head discover a large tractor-trailer tire behind the local gas station.
Episode 39
Close Encounters
Wed, Aug 9, 199522 mins
Beavis and Butt-Head are sent to a group therapy session of people with low self-esteem to build empathy.
Episode 40
Womyn
Thu, Aug 10, 1995
Beavis and Butt-Head attend a meeting of militant feminists to hit on them, with predictable results.
Episode 41
Premature Evacuation
Mon, Sep 11, 1995
Highland High receives a bomb threat; Beavis and Butt-Head find that "cool" and go looking for the bomb.
Episode 42
Whiplash
Mon, Sep 11, 1995
Beavis and Butt-Head attempt to feign an injury so they can win compensation money.
Episode 43
Spare Me
Tue, Sep 12, 1995
Two women ask Beavis and Butt-Head to help them with their flat tire in exchange for a ride.
Episode 44
Patsies
Wed, Sep 13, 199524 mins
A group of students who engage in community service activities excuse Beavis and Butt-Head from detention to help them clean a littered stretch of highway.
Episode 45
Murder Site
Thu, Sep 14, 1995
The duo decide to check out a nearby murder site, and Butt-Head finds a new way to really annoy Beavis.
Episode 46
Spanish Fly
Mon, Oct 9, 1995
The two moronic metal-heads spike a carton of milk with Spanish fly, hoping a girl they want to have sex with will drink it. Instead a jock on the Highland High wrestling team who's been hassling them takes a swig of it, and he's scheduled to wrestle with Beavis in the next gym class!
Episode 47
Sexual Harrassment
Mon, Oct 9, 1995
Beavis and Butt-Head file a sexual harassment lawsuit against a girl who gives both of them erections.
Episode 48
Bus Trip
Tue, Oct 10, 199511 mins
Mr. Van Driessen is supervising his class' field trip when disaster strikes.
Episode 49
Green Thumbs
Wed, Oct 11, 1995
Beavis and Butt-Head attempt to make counterfeit money using a copy machine so they can buy nachos.
Episode 50
Steamroller
Thu, Oct 12, 1995
Beavis and Butt-Head steal Mr. Anderson's rented steamroller and destroy most of Highland with it.
