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Beavis and Butt-Head Season 3 Episodes
Season 3 Episode Guide
31 Episodes 1993 - 1994
Episode 1
Comedians
Mon, Sep 6, 1993
Beavis and Butt-Head try their hand at stand up comedy. It's a lot harder than it looks, folks.
Episode 2
Car Wash
Mon, Sep 6, 1993
A neighbor pays Beavis and Butt-Head to wash his classic car. They decide to dry the vehicle with a joyride.
Episode 3
Couch-Fishing
Tue, Sep 7, 1993
Beavis and Butt-Head create a dangerous and illegal hobby with a fishing pole and the junk found deep in the cracks of their sofa.
Episode 4
Incognito
Wed, Sep 8, 1993
So they won't get killed by a gang member they angered at school, Beavis and Butt-Head assume new identities.
Episode 5
Kidnapped, Part 1
Wed, Sep 8, 1993
Beavis and Butt-Head kidnap Stewart so they can get ransom money to go to a concert.
Episode 6
Kidnapped, Part 2
Wed, Sep 8, 1993
The duo's plot backfires when they realise the oblivious Stewart is too annoying to have around.
Episode 7
Naked Colony
Mon, Sep 13, 1993
Beavis and Butt-Head try to score by going to a nudist colony, but lack the $4,000 membership fee for joining. So naturally, they try to sneak in.
Episode 8
Tornado
Tue, Sep 14, 1993
Beavis and Butt-Head bike to a trailer park to check out a tornado.
Episode 9
Cleaning House
Mon, Sep 20, 1993
Mr. Van Driessen tries to teach Beavis and Butt-Head the value and importance of work by paying them to clean his house.
Episode 10
Scratch 'N' Win
Tue, Sep 21, 1993
Beavis and Butt-Head use the dollar they were bribed to get the hell away from a popular girl at school to play the lottery.
Episode 11
Scared Straight
Mon, Sep 27, 1993
Principal McVicker sends Beavis and Butt-Head to prison on a Scared Straight program, due to their extreme misbehaviors on their files.
Episode 12
Eating Contest
Thu, Sep 30, 1993
Beavis and Butt-Head enter a bratwurst eating contest in the hopes of winning a car. Unfortunately, they don't realize that there is an entry fee involved.
Episode 13
Sporting Goods
Mon, Oct 4, 1993
Beavis and Butt-Head must purchase "groinal protection" cups for physical education class.
Episode 14
Sperm Bank
Thu, Oct 7, 1993
Beavis and Butt-Head decide to visit a sperm bank after seeing one on TV. They destroy all of the bank's on-hand supply, and are asked to sell their own sperm without having to pass the required examinations.
Episode 15
Buff 'N' Stuff
Thu, Oct 14, 1993
Beavis and Butt-Head are so muscularly atrophied that they are forced to stay after gym class for a personal workout with Coach Buzzcut.
Episode 16
Citizen Butt-head, Part 1
Mon, Oct 18, 199322 mins
President Bill Clinton is about to visit Highland High, so Principal McVicker does his best to keep Beavis and Butt-Head preoccupied by sending the boys off-campus.
Episode 17
Citizen Butt-head, Part 2
Mon, Oct 18, 1993
The duo still find their way back into the gymnasium where the President is giving an assembly.
Episode 18
Politically Correct
Thu, Oct 21, 1993
Mr. Van Driessen encourages Beavis and Butt-Head to conduct a political campaign for Treasurer of their class.
Episode 19
Ball Breakers
Mon, Oct 25, 1993
Beavis and Butt-Head go to the bowling alley, steal Tom Anderson's bowling ball, and then have fun attempting to destroy it.
Episode 20
Beavis and Butt-head Meet God, Part 1
Thu, Oct 28, 1993
The two try to score chicks while hitchhiking, but unwittingly join a cult.
Episode 21
Beavis and Butt-head Meet God, Part 2
Thu, Oct 28, 1993
The duo end up at the cult of a man claiming to be God.
Episode 22
True Crime
Mon, Nov 1, 1993
Various crime documentary television shows report on Beavis and Butt-Head's theft of money from a cash machine.
Episode 23
The Trial
Thu, Nov 4, 1993
Butt-Head must defend himself and Beavis in court after both are charged with vandalizing Anderson's property.
Episode 24
The Crush
Mon, Nov 8, 199310 mins
Beavis and Butt-Head are eating nachos and drinking soda right outside a convenience store, when local bully Todd Ianuzzi speeds into the parking lot. Todd shakes them down for their food and drink, which the two immediately give him. After Todd leaves the parking lot, Beavis and Butt-Head take a liking to Todd because he likes the same food and drink that they do. Later Beavis and Butt-Head go to a local park, where Todd and his gang are hanging out. Beavis and Butt-Head ask Todd if they can join his gang. As an initiation, Todd and his gang put the boys in the trunk of his car and drive to Mexico. Later, Todd and his gang return from Mexico and let Beavis and Butt-Head out of his trunk. Todd rejects the two from his gang, but allows Beavis and Butt-Head to try again the following week.
Episode 25
Plate Frisbee
Thu, Nov 11, 199315 mins
Mrs. Stevenson's nearly indestructible antique plate provides great entertainment to Beavis and Butt-Head.
Episode 26
Canoe
Mon, Nov 15, 1993
Mr. Van Driessen takes Stewart, Beavis and Butt-Head on a therapeutic camping trip, where disaster strikes.
Episode 27
Young, Gifted & Crude
Thu, Nov 25, 1993
Mistaken for geniuses, Beavis and Butt-Head are placed in advanced classes at Highland High.
Episode 28
Foreign Exchange
Thu, Dec 9, 1993
Beavis and Butt-Head befriend, and influence, a foreign exchange student from Japan.
Episode 29
A Very Special Christmas with Beavis and Butt-Head
Fri, Dec 17, 199330 mins
Beavis and Butt-Head watch TV at Christmas.
Episode 30
Closing Time
Thu, Dec 23, 1993
Beavis and Butt-Head must deal with a health inspector after making a gigantic mess at Burger World.
Episode 31
Most Wanted
Sat, Mar 5, 199415 mins
An escaped mental patient hides from the authorities at Butt-Head's house.