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Baroness Von Sketch Show Season 5 Episodes
Season 5 Episode Guide
13 Episodes 2020 - 2021
Episode 1
Whatever you do, don't smell his t-shirts
22 mins
A woman complains to another about the latter always being judgmental in their relationship, while another looks on taking copious, detailed notes. A group of Italian "Donnas" convene to discuss how to deal with a rash of shootings that threaten their authority. Two women argue about whether one's new dishwasher can be "problematic" as opposed to "a problem". One woman has a reaction to her friend's comments about a new girlfriend, the first comment being "she seems great", with subsequent ones being in the same vein. Marsha's office coworkers react to her new, red leather jacket, while Marsha herself, having those same views, may deal with it in a slightly different way than her coworkers. Two of Candace's friends help her retrieve her things from her ex-boyfriend's apartment, in the process avoiding all the toxic items of their relationship. A tenant in an apartment building can't help but wonder what is behind the locked door with the new warning sign, "No Entry - Dangerous Levels of Emotional Toxicity". At a wedding reception, the bride and groom do not want to observe the traditional ritual of clinking glasses. In wanting to speak with her, a multitasking boss drags one of her subordinates around the office as she embarks on tasks not related to said subordinate. And in her dog Bipsy seemingly becoming ill at the last minute, Tracy receives a suggestion from her friend Christine about what to do about her entry in the kennel show.
Episode 2
I Prefer the Term "Bonus Parent"
22 mins
At a girls' games night, the broadness of a topic causes problems both for the game and for the players' morale. A telephone conversation by one when two friends are on an outing leads to a problem for what the telephone converser did not relay on the phone. The changing face of the transaction with the legalization of weed/cannabis is shown. With Agent Gail Wilson captured in enemy territory, her superior is certain she won't give up the launch codes for a specific reason, no matter how much she's tortured, that is until. A woman hosting a house party has a unique way to come up with her music playlist for the gathering. One within a group of mothers at a playground has problems being classified as a stepmother. Two women keeping a deathbed vigil discuss who gets to do the deed once the monitor shows a flat line. Right after lunch, three coworkers discuss how extreme one is as a morning person. And in 1693 Salem, Mary Ipswich provides testimony at the witch trial of Goodie Hobbs, the nature of the trial turning with the placement of another in the witch stocks.
Episode 3
Did an Eagle Steal Your Baby?
22 mins
Two women wearing wrestling garb have another goal besides wrestling each other. A superhero defeated Dr. Turmoil in the town of Gosham and thus thwarted her evil plan, but not only is that enough, but did it cause more problems than solve? Two women discuss a dating app that matches certain like minded people. The effect of putting something opaque over a laptop web-camera is shown. Marla, who isn't a birthday person, probably wishes that her coworkers didn't originally forget that it was her birthday. A group of campers are filling up their bear-proof box. A group of friends talk about those totally normal but embarrassing things in life. Mika continually looks for support from her coworkers, validation that she is not a bad person, after she does a series of bad things. A woman asks her friends if the sixteen year age difference between her and her new boyfriend is gross, but it may be something else she reveals in the process that is the gross item. And exes Chris and Lydia argue about their respective plans for escaping the zombie attack.
Episode 4
I've Got a Date with a Gnome and He Is Hawt!
22 mins
One of two commuters on public transit, both bothered by it, has an effective way to deal with a young woman blasting her music. A group of sorceresses, who helped the king come to power with their hocus pocus, try to decide how best to deal with not being invited to the baby princess' christening. A friendship may be ruined by one being on the Keto diet. An adult patient relays to her doctor a problem usually not seen past one's teenage years, the causes of which for adults are becoming more and more environmentally prevalent. On a work day, Denise, in her forties, tries to deal with her hangover like she was still in her twenties. A couple discusses whether they are ready to move to the next level of having a sleepover every night. One of four friends at lunch states a universally accepted concept that she passes off as her own unique idea. A woman defends not lending her hair elastic to her coworker, who wants to borrow it for what is an unplanned trip to the gym at lunch. And a woman has to decide how far she will go for her best friend, who only has a few months to live.
Episode 5
All I'm Saying Is Her Car Has Eyelashes
22 mins
Two construction workers having lunch discuss the environmental impact of plastic food containers. Between two friends, one looks fabulous with whatever she picks up without having to do a thing, while the other laments having to do major alterations just to look like crap. A woman has issue with her coworker bringing homemade chocolate covered pretzels to the office to share. A husband is turned on by his wife's new custom made fragrance. In mentioning the smart phone's features to the customer, the sales clerk also has to tell her about some provisos about it. A woman suggests to her friend, with who she is working, some new soothing background noise to clear her head of distractions. A seemingly panicked mother begins every story with, "Oh my God." A law firm, looking for young blood, may have different ideas compared to their interviewees of what that young blood should do. The staff meeting among the clerks at a big box retailer devolves into a discussion about food etiquette in their common area. After the flood, a woman is doing some necessary retrofits to her place. A woman has an immediate response to a friend's rhetorical question. And with Lavinia and Austin by her side, Emily Dickinson is on her deathbed, Jane, a stenographer, who has been hired to record her final words.
Episode 6
Baby Toe Disease
22 mins
For employees of a moving company, it's all about the mantra. A man, in his encounters with a woman at a bus stop, does the ass and the furious in record time. The last will and testament reading of an oil baron is held. A woman at a restaurant makes a public announcement about her next moves. For some employees, the medium is more important than the message from management. College students taking a math class don't seem to be able to grasp the concept of the Biggs Lowman Equation. Does a children's bookstore clerk back from lunch having purchased herself an ice cream cone mean anything? Of two friends working side by side on their laptops, one wants to steal the other's power. In the Renaissance period, a painter is confronted by a woman about the common theme in his works. Two store clerks discuss if adult head lice are worse than child head lice. And a maid of honor doubles down on the claim of the convertible dress chosen by the bride for the bridal party.
Episode 7
Pénis Misérable
22 mins
Two women are simultaneously doing the bittersweet task of spreading their respective love one's ashes. Two coworkers need clarification on comments each has made to the other. At parent-teacher conference night, the teacher believes she's discovered the reason behind a student's unusual drawing of his parents, it just the latest unusual drawing by her students in general. A woman is taken aback by her friend's redecorating choices in only having things that bring joy into her life. At a Q&A session with the director following a movie screening, the technical aspect of the session overtakes the substance of the movie and the director. Three coworkers, contemplating biking to work in its merits, get direct input from a fourth. A woman sitting in on her friend's tarot card reading is amazed at the results of the reading. A woman on a date doesn't want to be seen by three specific friends. A wife takes her husband's request for spicing up their sex life to a different plane. And in four friends dining at a restaurant on a girls night out, one, in complaining to the other three about the bill, is determined to find out who ordered the rosé.
Episode 8
Don't Call Me Lady
22 mins
A group of coworkers are watching the clock count down to midnight into the new year, when they should be counting down to something else. At a retirement party held at an all you can eat buffet, one of the guests takes charge in getting the most out of the experience. As a group of friends start the evening for the latest of their ladies nights, one puts a crimp into the proceedings. Amanda wants to know why Victor didn't ask about her despite the two not really knowing each other. Amy, the new girl, feels welcomed by her coworkers when they ask her to join them for Friday after work drinks, that is until she orders a cranberry and soda. Two coworkers try to define the term horse bath. Willow learns what it means to work in a fragrance-free office with Abby and Abby's protector. Two young guys decide to explore a purportedly haunted house, which they may not learn is only haunted to a certain segment of the population. And the goings-on in the quiet room at a party are shown.
Episode 9
Mercury Is in Retrograde
22 mins
In dining out at a restaurant on a nice day, two friends, in surveying the outdoor dining area, decide to sit inside instead in one being deathly allergic to WASPs. A woman is having a really bad day, she learning because Mercury is in retrograde. At twenty-four weeks, a pregnant woman wants her female partner to talk to the fetus, which the pregnant woman may regret. A woman just having come home from the market is washing, peeling and slicing/chopping her vegetables, but to what end? Two women are asked to do what ends up being the difficult task of cutting and plating the cake at a baby shower. Hiding out somewhere in the Pacific Ocean, four super-villains discuss the state of the world after their recent dastardly act. A woman asks for a professional opinion if she is drinking too much. Two coworkers discuss if a third has a burst blood vessel as that third assumes, or if she instead has pink eye caused by fecal matter. Three women seated in a row at a coffee bar can't help but notice the car sound emanating from a fourth's laptop. A teenage girl wishes her father would teach her how to drive instead of her mother. Getting drunker as the evening progresses in dealing with a bad date with someone she met online, a woman, who has been continually sneaking into the ladies room to confide in her "mirror" self, eventually gets some help in the matter once and for all. Four women in four different situations have those middle of the night thoughts which prevent them from falling asleep. And the trailer for the sequel to "Red Wine Ladies", "Red Wine Ladies at the Cottage", is presented.
Episode 10
I Wrote a Play About My Ex
22 mins
Two women are incensed about seeing Joe, one's partner, and a dog sitting in the park with another woman. Three strangers are enjoying their first experience using Uberpool, the nature of the trip which changes when a fourth joins them. A woman is having troubles trying to register for dosha baby yoga. At a home decor store, a shopper is trying to decide which inspiration word pillow(s) to purchase. A mother objects to what she believes her son is being taught in sex ed class. A wine expert at a supermarket has a recommendation for any occasion. A couple bringing their cat for a diagnosis of some symptoms becomes more concerned about the vet than the cat upon learning of her housing situation. A woman, going through her regular morning beauty ritual, discovers something on her neck which answers a lot of questions over the course of her life. A man at a bar, trying to be cute, orders a "scotch and soda, hold the soda" with unexpected results. A woman is overly explicit to the customer service rep why she is returning her recently purchased Lego, which in turn emotionally affects the customer service rep. Two men carrying out a hit are interrupted by two women also carrying out a hit, the latter who believe they have more of a right to doing it at this time and space. And in the middle of winter, Paul and his wife are at the cottage in lending it to a new member of the firm and his wife for the weekend.
Episode 11
Women Love Breadcrumbs
22 mins
Two members of the wait staff at a restaurant, in spotting a couple with a seeming age gap enter, don't want to make the incorrect presumption about their relationship. A publishing company's executives are presenting jacket cover ideas to one of their new authors who has just written a book on her time with guerrilla troops in Colombia. At Christmas, a mother is preparing her adolescent daughter about this year's gift from Santa in the devolving marital status of "Mr. and Mrs. Claus". A woman is making her coworker swear to ultimate secrecy before she tells her of her big workplace/personal news. Two women on the bus talk about among other things the different kinds of faces one can make. A group of male coworkers are having a meeting to discuss how to have a better work environment in light of the Me Too movement. Because of what has been printed in the media, company executives discuss the probability that they have a whistleblower amongst themselves. A nervous public speaker, Sandra has been taking improv classes to bolster her confidence in preparation to make a speech at her mother's funeral. At a murder trial, the judge calls the two lawyers to the bench on matters of objections, while she really has something else on her mind. Is listening to audio books the same as reading? Hearing the workplace gossip, a woman tries to console her coworker over "losing her s***" earlier in the day. Four women are having their version of women's night out. A woman is having a coughing fit during lunch at the office, she not concerned about the fact that she coughed red stuff into her napkin. And Sally, having Christmas dinner with her new boyfriend Jeremy's family, is uncomfortable in asked to say grace in not being religious.
Episode 12
Back of the Line Old Man
22 mins
Two friends in line at a popular ice cream shop discover just how long the line has been when they run into someone they haven't seen in a while. Sandra bringing in flowers to the office to say sorry for being a b**** has an unintended reaction which has an unintended reaction and so on. Trisha takes the words of relaxation at the massage therapist's office to heart. A passenger has her own solution to being assigned the unwanted middle seat in the back row on a full flight. Two women, mutual friends with another, discuss having or not having met before. Four friends are enjoying a picnic with wine when one provides a response to a hypothetical about the situation in the future. A professor has a meeting with a student who is totally unmotivated about the class except in one key area. Two lawyers are negotiating a meeting contract between their respective clients. Two representatives are meeting with the organizers regarding their company's sponsorship of an arts festival. Does a diner really care what the server's favorite item on the menu is? A driver is getting help from someone on the sidewalk in parallel parking, or is she? And an employee protests the changing nature of the workplace.
Episode 13
No One Steals the Kale
22 mins
Three friends at a yoga class tell somewhat similar stories about how they release anger. Sometime in the far future, a guide is conducting a tour through an art museum, the exhibit covering the early twenty-first century. A company employee is making a presentation on an initiative to reduce one's individual carbon footprint. A woman is offended that her friend didn't attend her father's just held funeral. In a set of vignettes, people express their inner thoughts in a less than inner manner. After offering her coffee to a coworker, a woman needs to take the latest of her selflessies. Having just received her Ph.D. in Environmental Studies, Paula can now use her degree for its intended purpose. A mother with her child and another woman in the park exchange social niceties about the crying child among other things. In reading an article, one of two women doing research in a quiet library can't help being reminded of the most disgusting video she's ever seen. A woman, with a group of friends trying on clothes at a store, comes to a realization about reaching the next phase of her life. Kate, a downer of a woman, is invited to the lakeside cabin with "friends" for a reason. With nobody looking, Julia finally decides to photocopy her derriere with negative consequences. And Maude wants to declutter her kitchen cupboards of all the plastic containers which are taking over.
