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10 Episodes 2014 - 2014
Episode 1
Mon, Jan 20, 201421 mins
Dirk and Ruckus are out patrolling the strip for bad tattoos when they run into Jules, a young lady suffering from bad tattoo decisions made on a trip to Sturgis. Jules' ink goes to show that "Buy One, Get One Free" isn't always the best deal. Then the guys meet Erica, a cutie who lives with regret over a tattoo she got back in high school. As a typical teenager trying to revolt she let her high school boyfriend tattoo her in an intimate area. And later, the guys get a call from Michael, an ex-male stripper and the victim of a tattoo that looks like he was attacked by a wild beast.
Episode 2
Mon, Jan 20, 201421 mins
While judging a local bikini bull-riding contest in Vegas, Dirk and Ruckus notice one of the contestants needs their help with a rather large problem. Kayla has ink so big and so bad, she has to wear a one-piece. This might be one tattoo even Dirk can't cover up. Next, the guys stop for lunch in Chinatown and meet Joanne, an extremely compassionate nurse with a tattoo that's interfering with her work. Her ink is in Chinese and it turns out, what it says isn't so nice. And later, Dirk and Ruckus get a call from Jordan, a girl living with a tattoo that's ruining her sex life.
Episode 3
Wed, Jan 1, 201422 mins
Dirk and Ruckus do their patriotic duty for Bridgette, a military veteran with a wildly inappropriate tattoo that she has trouble explaining to her kids when they go to the beach.
Episode 4
Mon, Jan 27, 201421 mins
A mom calls Dirk and Rukus about her son's very large tattoo mistake. Later, an adrenaline junkie meets with them to remedy her tattoo, in which the tattoo artist added his signature symbol, making for a shocking result. And lastly, a memorial tattoo is creepy, and Dirk is tasked with making it worthy of the beloved grandma.
Episode 5
Sat, Feb 1, 201422 mins
Dirk and Ruckus meet up with Tiffany, a hot, young gun shop clerk with a big mistake permanently inscribed on her neck. Tiffany wanted to get a tattoo to represent her mother but ended up with a big mess that "momma" wasn't too fond of.
Episode 6
Sat, Feb 1, 201422 mins
Dirk and Ruckus head to a Vegas cigar bar, where they meet Justin, a father and cub scout leader who got an extremely inappropriate tattoo in his youth. He wants to be able to wear shorts... without looks of disgust from other parents.

Episode 7
Sat, Feb 1, 201422 mins
Dirk and Ruckus get a call from Tonyia, a single mother who got a hilariously bad tattoo after losing a bet to her ex-husband over a game of pool. Only Dirk can help Tonyia transform this tattoo from a "prime piece of meat" to something more suitable.

Episode 8
Sat, Feb 1, 201422 mins
Dirk is in for the biggest tattoo cover-up of his career when he meets Maxime, a French man with one of the most hilariously inappropriate tattoos the guys have ever laid their eyes on. Maxime's wife is ready to get rid of the "other lady," in his life!

Episode 9
Sat, Feb 1, 201422 mins
Dirk decides to pull a tattoo prank on Ruckus after years of dealing with his trickery so he teams up with Ruairi, a makeup artist from History's hit series, "Vikings." To thank Ruairi, Dirk gives him a real tattoo with a nod to his Norse-themed day job.

Episode 10
Wed, Aug 20, 201420 mins
Dirk and Ruckus meet up with best friends Heather and Korinna who celebrated their 21st birthdays by giving each other tattoos.