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Archer Season 6 Episodes
Season 6 Episode Guide
13 Episodes 2015 - 2015
Episode 1
The Holdout
Thu, Jan 8, 201522 mins
After the birth of Lana's baby, Archer goes on a 6-week binge-fest of cobra whiskey and lady boy hookers...or are they girls? The CIA locates Archer; Malory tells him about his new mission: to parachute into a communist insurgency in Borneo to obtain the computer of a spy plane that crashed in the jungle. Meanwhile, Pam and Cheryl are renovating the new ISIS HQ; Malory is overcome with emotion at the results. Archer meets Sato Kentaro, a hostile old soldier, who believes Archer and America are the enemy. Can Archer use his stellar wireless connection bring Kentaro into the 21st century? How popular is the new ISIS supply closet?
Episode 2
Three to Tango
Thu, Jan 15, 201521 mins
Slater and his Cuong's shirt task Lana and Archer to assist and extract a CIA agent undercover in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Archer does not trust the CIA and is, literally, worried he has been misusing the "literally." The rest of the ISIS crew faces a small mocha crisis while Archer and Lana give the agent a hand in retrieving a disk. Archer is preoccupied about AJ but he still finds time to become a verb; Lana is royally PO'ed. Can Archer spin enough Engliguese to fool the natives? Can Lana do matronly? What happens in Argentina may actually stay in Argentina after this mission.
Episode 3
The Archer Sanction
Thu, Jan 22, 201520 mins
While Cheryl, Pam, Cyril, and Krieger frolic beyond the supply closet, agents Lana, Ray, and Archer (and Peppermint Patty) go out for some "extrajudicial killing" for the CIA. The mission is in Switzerland, amid a mountain-climbing party on "The Peak of Death"--Die Totenspitz. Archer left behind the only mission dossier and the name of the target. When they arrive at the ski lodge, Archer remembers that the target was a WWII Axis power. Crash McCarran, the tall, handsome climbing guide ("sweater model," according to Archer) introduces himself as a fellow American and the rest of the party as Japanese, German and Italian; Malory will not answer her phone when Lana calls to check on AJ, so Lana calls the crew, who go to search Malory's apartment. Avalanche, ambulance, and Axis powers, oh my... but will Archer ever get his WWII history straight?
Episode 4
Edie's Wedding
Thu, Jan 29, 201522 mins
In a moment of gallantry, Archer offers to accompany tearful Pam to Wisconsin. Her sister, Edie, is marrying an eligible local dairyman and Pam, a bridesmaid, needs a date. Pam is upset her sister named Midge Olerud her maid of honor. Pam tells Archer about old humiliations wreaked upon her by sister, Edie and Midge Olerud. Meanwhile, Cyborg Barry, is en route to New York to kill Archer. Barry spots Archer and Pam at the airport and follows them to the old motor court in Wisconsin. Archer has pitchers of cocktails as Pam dresses for the rehearsal dinner. Barry freezes in the parking lot as he watches the door to their motel room. Complications arise when Archer opens the door and greets a loud mouthed visitor with a familiar face.
Episode 5
Vision Quest
Thu, Feb 5, 201520 mins
Malory schedules a mandatory 7 am staff meeting, so Pam, Cheryl, Cyril, Ray, Lana, Krieger, and--at the last minute--Archer pile into the office elevator. When the elevator breaks down, the guys manage to crack open the doors between floors; no one is there but Milton, the robot. There is no cell phone signal and the elevator telephone is dead. Cheryl "goes all Sylvia Browne": Archer wants a drink, Lana wants to lecture them, Pam wants more bear claws, Ray wants to smoke, Cyril wants to wank, and Krieger worries that the gang will figure out that he is just a Krieger clone. They bicker, banter, and try to escape the elevator; Lana and Ray try to escape figurative starvation. Will Milton make toast? Will Archer bring "phrasing" back into the mix? Is it legally considered an emergency to be stuck in an elevator? It is a genuine Vision Quest when Malory finally opens the doors to the elevator and views the results.
Episode 6
Sitting
Thu, Feb 12, 201519 mins
Archer is supposed to babysit AJ at his apartment while Lana goes to a yurt to sweat, but she is very nervous to leave AJ with Archer. Slater bursts in with Farooq, whom he introduces as a former Pakistani spy who wants to defect. Slater needs Archer to babysit Farooq while he secures the CIA safe house, but Farooq is apparently a double-agent. Farooq wants to access the ISIS mainframe; he holds AJ in his arms while he holds Archer with a gun. The rest of the ISIS crew plays poker in the break room as Archer introduces Farooq as AJ's "manny." Will there be any hate crimes? Will Auntie Pam swat at planes from the roof? Archer goes from his default setting of half-ass to quadruple-ass in defense of his child.
Episode 7
Nellis
Thu, Feb 19, 201520 mins
"No Fly" and "No Train" list Archer calls Cheryl to send Sky Tunt to pick up his drunk, broke self from Las Vegas. The plane arrives with Ray flying and Pam, Krieger, Cyril and Cheryl all sipping their cocktails in the cabin. They fly over Area 51 and air-to-surface missiles cause Ray to crash-land at Nellis AFB. Meanwhile, Lana is stuck with Malory, who has no ice for her cocktails. Will Archer be able to pull off "Q Clearance" at Nellis and keep the crew from a whiff of nerve gas? The Nellis Officer's Club and Bar will never be the same.
Episode 8
The Kanes
Thu, Feb 26, 201524 mins
Dr. Lemuel Kane is a microbiologist who might get the Nobel Prize; Dr. Claudette Kane is a public policy professor with a focus on feminist issues at U.C. Berkeley. They do not know Lana and Archer are spies; they think they still working on their doctoral dissertations. Lana brings Archer and AJ to see her liberal academic parents in Berkeley. When Lemuel's home den is ransacked and his algae samples and bio-fuel research is stolen, Archer, Lana and Lemuel take off after the thieves in Lem's vintage Mustang. Archer goes McQueen in an epic car chase through the streets of San Francisco; Lana pulls out her Tec-9s. Daddy learns the truth about his little girl and the trio learns who stole the research. Meanwhile, back in NYC, Pam personally hauls a loaded Vanisphere (and ISIS crew) when they break down in a bad neighborhood en route to bowling.
Episode 9
Pocket Listing
Thu, Mar 5, 201523 mins
Slater (and his Quong's shirt) enlists the ISIS crew to show Tunt Manor to Durhani Crown Prince Fawad Fawaz, the world's richest prince and his mother, Her Majesty Yasmin Fawaz, the world's snottinest queen. Slater wants the gang to scan the prince's retinas, hands, phones and flash drives without the security detail or the royals knowing. With Cheryl serving as listing agent, Archer as butler, Lana, Cyril and Pam as domestics, Ray in the conservatory garden and Slater and Krieger in the lounge at control central, the Fawads get the royal treatment. Will Lana meet the prince's merguez? Can Archer learn to count ammo/shots from Slater's tranq gun? Slater's plan has everything but a sign for free birdseed. Malory chews out the gang but they all agree Ray really deserves a hand! Beep-beep!
Episode 10
Reignition Sequence
Thu, Mar 12, 201525 mins
Archer and Lana are reunited and they are so smoochy boochey they make Krieger, Pam, Ray, Cyril and Cheryl sick. So, they form Team Break-Up, whose goal is to find a "bait vagina" to encourage Archer to cheat on Lana. The team calls the Kremlin. The gang goes on stake-out at Archer's apartment, where Krieger placed bugs and cameras. Archer promised to cook stir fry for Lana. Archer walks into his bedroom and sees an old love in a baby-doll nightie. Will Archer screw up? Will Lana go ballistic? And will the crew get to watch?
Episode 11
Achub y Morfilod
Thu, Mar 19, 201521 mins
After the bathroom sink incident, Archer tranqs Lana, puts her on a CIA plane and takes her to Wales on a romantic fairy tale getaway slash covert operation a la Slater. Back at ISIS HQ, the crew gives Krieger a hand giving Ray a hand in the operating room. Meanwhile, Malory is starving baby AJ. ("Oh, all right - here's a cocktail onion.") Archer and Lana, posing as the vacationing Randlemans, meet their contacts, Lloyd and Dafydd Llewellyn, (aka George and Lennie) Welsh terrorists slash freedom fighters wanted by MI-5. The Randlemans go from farm to table, all the while Mrs. Randleman is clad in her Fiacci knockoffs. Can Archer talk Lana into driving to Scotland to taste Glengoolie Sterling at Glengoyne?
Episode 12
Drastic Voyage: Part 1
Thu, Mar 26, 201524 mins
Agent Hawley briefs the ISIS crew on its newest mission in New Mexico to take place on the submarine, Nereus. Russian defector, Dr. Zoltan Kovacs, is a molecular miniaturization expert who lies in a coma. His assistant (and TV's Michael Gray) helps Hawley and Slater train (or terrorize?) the hapless ISIS crew to prepare them for their mission.
Episode 13
Drastic Voyage: Part 2
Thu, Apr 2, 201524 mins
Following Krieger's erroneous insertion of The Nereus into Kovacs' Left Foot, the ISIS crew, Slater, Kovacs' assistant (and TV's Michael Gray) revise their mission. They laser through veins in a race to reach the clot in Kovacs' brain. As Agent Holley, Malory and AJ monitor epic battles against leukocytes, macrophage and mortality, the Nereus crew prepares for deminaturization and disembarkment. Holley is not a happy camper. The ISIS crew finds itself on the side of a desolate New Mexico road. Is there life after CIA? Is Ray the Lupus Tanner of the ISIS "Bad News Bears"? Is there enough room in the world for both science and miracles?
