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Archer Season 3 Episodes
Season 3 Episode Guide
13 Episodes 2011 - 2012
Episode 1
Heart of Archness: Part I
Thu, Sep 15, 201122 mins
Archer is still reeling from the death of his fiancée by taking a siesta to an island in the South Pacific. Malory, needing Archer back, sends noted adventurer Rick Riley to retrieve Archer and escort him back to Isis. Archer refuses until he's dragged out.
Episode 2
Heart of Archness: Part II
Thu, Sep 22, 201120 mins
Rick Riley finally convinces Archer to come back to Isis. However, along the way back, Rick's plane gets ambushed and he and Archer soon find themselves stranded on a mysterious island whose people are in need of a leader. Will Archer be the man for the job?
Episode 3
Heart of Archness: Part III
Thu, Sep 29, 201119 mins
Malory finally sends Lana and Ray to get Archer back. But Archer has quickly settled into his new role as king of the pirates. But Archer and Rip soon go from leading the pirates to being their prisoner, and Malory must negotiate for Archer's freedom.
Episode 4
The Man from Jupiter
Thu, Jan 19, 201221 mins
Archer is stunned to learn that his mother is dating his man crush - Burt Reynolds. As Archer and Burt bond, they soon discover that they have more in common than once thought, while Archer has to defend the rest of the crew after his carelessness gets them in trouble with a ruthless gang of Cuban drug lords.
Episode 5
El Contador
Thu, Jan 26, 201222 mins
Cyril is promoted to field agent just as the ISIS crew is called to bring in the bounty on South American drug lord Armando Calzado. But Cyril's incompetence gets him lost and Archer and Lana thrown in jail, and they have become a target for Calzado to hunt. Meanwhile, Malory orders the remaining ISIS crew to submit to drug testing and uses an experimental detox cure from Krieger with predictably disastrous results.
Episode 6
The Limited
Thu, Feb 2, 201221 mins
The ISIS crew is ordered to transport a dangerous terrorist across the border to Canada. A drunken Archer wants to fulfill his lifelong dream of fighting a bunch of random guys on the top of a speeding train. Meanwhile, the rest of the ISIS crew boards against Malory's orders on Cheryl's private cars.
Episode 7
Drift Problem
Thu, Feb 9, 201221 mins
For Archer's birthday, Malory and the ISIS crew surprise him with a souped-up Dodge Challenger, complete with all the latest high-tech gear. Unfortunately, Archer turns his back for one second and the car is gone. Archer and Lana must head to the underground of New York City's street-racing scene to get the car back.
Episode 8
Lo Scandalo
Thu, Feb 16, 201222 mins
Archer and Lana are called over to Malory's apartment on what was supposed to be an off night for the ISIS crew. There, they are shocked to discover what appears to be a dead body, some foreplay, and a few random gun shots. As they put together the pieces of the mystery, they soon discover that there's more to this story than meets the eye, and does Archer have enough spaghetti and meatballs for everybody? And what is underneath Malory's trench coat?
Episode 9
Bloody Ferlin
Thu, Feb 23, 201222 mins
Ray heads to West Virginia with Archer and Cheryl after he gets a call from his marijuana-farming brother, who desperately needs assistance against a crooked Sheriff who is abusing his power and putting the family crop in danger. Meanwhile, Archer hits on Ray's brother's unusually attractive wife.
Episode 10
Crossing Over
Thu, Mar 1, 201222 mins
After a wild night involving some majorly-heavy drinking and Archer hitting on the widow of a deceased Isis agent, he wakes up in his apartment and discovers that he has had the very best sex of his life--but with whom? Unfortunately, the discovery of his partner's identity jeopardizes his ability to perform on the job.
Episode 11
Skin Game
Thu, Mar 8, 201222 mins
What's red and white and blonde all over? Krieger invites Archer to his apartment lab (Gross!) to learn the answer: Katya. It is a dream come true for Archer to be able to flick a titty and turn "ON" a smoking hot cyborg. But, Malory calls his fiancee an abomination; and Archer had his rope pulled during a long night of banging tail lights! When Archer finds Katya's robo-gina in the sink, he freaks out and faints. Woodhouse suggests some white vinegar, mineral oil and elbow grease will keep her little pleasure boat looking Bristol. At ISIS, Archer drinks with Cyril and some of the Rat Pack while Katya confides in the girls. She does not want to be an abomination but she wants to marry Archer, the man she has always loved. Barry shows up before the wedding, determined to kill Archer and Katya flies to defend him. As the two cyborgs fight, it's bone dancing, swaying to the music... soon, there is no one else in the whole wide world. Katya asks Archer a hard question. Will Katya and her soul mate drive away in the back of a Mike Nichols vehicle? Will Malory get to say a smug "I told you so" ? It is a rare moment, both bittersweet and poignant. It is just like the Electrolux, all over again. And yes, Cyril, it vibrates!
Episode 12
Space Race: Part I
Thu, Mar 15, 201221 mins
ISA calls on the ISIS staff to stop the international space station from being taken over by space pirates. During training, Cyril proves to be a more-than-adequate pilot, a skill which will prove valuable when they return. While on the mission, Malory attempts to make drinks in low gravity, Cyril once again shows that he has no concept of what "suppressing fire" is, and Lana has an unusually weak stomach.
Episode 13
Space Race: Part II
Thu, Mar 22, 201222 mins
Once on board the international space station, Archer and the ISIS crew have very little time to save the crew on board from being taken over by space pirates, but an even sinister motive looks to make things even worse for Archer and ISIS.
