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24 Episodes 2003 - 2003
Episode 1
Sun, May 25, 200312 mins
Meatwad is expecting the arrival of his new pet, a bunny. A snake arrives instead, and Master Shake is suspiciously unsurprised. Shake encourages Meatwad to dress the snake up like a bunny. The snake eats Meatwad. Master Shake suggests that they allow the snake to digest his meal. Frylock prepares to blast the snake with his lasers to save Meatwad. Meatwad calls out from inside the snake, asking Frylock to spare the animal. Meatwad then claims that the snake, whom he has named Nathan Scott Phillips, is his best friend.
Episode 2
Sun, Jun 1, 200312 mins
Master Shake wants to become a super hero so he steals three drums of highly toxic chemical waste and starts to mutate
Episode 3
Sun, Jun 8, 200312 mins
Meatwad wins two tickets two Super Bowl and both Shake and Carl wants to go with him so they do whatever Meatwad whats so he will choose them.
Episode 4
Sun, Jun 15, 200312 mins
Frylock sends the supercomputer back in prehistoric time, and then a caveman arrives possessing much more intelligence.
Episode 5
Sun, Jun 22, 200312 mins
Meatwad convinces Shake to repeatedly get (bad) plastic surgery, first in Guatemala, then from a shady friend of Carl's.
Episode 6
Sun, Jun 29, 200311 mins
A alien spore named Travis takes over Shakes body to communicate with Frylock and Meatwad. Frylock and Meatwad takes care of Travis and helps him to get a job.
Episode 7
Sun, Aug 31, 200311 mins
MC Pee Pants returns, this time under the stage name of MC Sir Loin, with a sophomore album "For Da Shorteez." Meatwad, inspired by the music, takes food and trash from Master Shake, Frylock, and Carl to give to the "Shorteez." However, Sir Loin is simply using all of the trash collected for a plan to break into the First National Bank, and the Aqua Teens soon catch onto this.
Episode 8
Sun, Sep 7, 200312 mins
Master Shake tells Frylock he will pay the bills, but he doesn't so their water, electricity and cable gets turned off. Frylock wants Shake to learn a lesson about paying the bills so he doesn't pay the bills himself. But instead Shake goes over to Carl and their is a accident.
Episode 9
Sun, Sep 14, 200312 mins
Meatwad gains the power to see the near future.

Episode 10
Sun, Sep 21, 200312 mins
Frylock plays a team trivia game at a local bar every Tuesday night, but he regularly loses to Wayne the Brain. Desperate for victory, Frylock recruits Master Shake and Meatwad to broaden the team's knowledge base. The trio loses. Frylock realizes that the team's weakness is sports trivia. With desperation mounting, Frylock bribes Carl (using the promise of free food) to join the team for one last attempt at defeating Wayne the Brain.

Episode 11
Sun, Sep 28, 200311 mins
Oglethorpe and Emory steal cable from the gang and invent a universal remote-robot to control everything.
Episode 12
Sun, Oct 5, 200312 mins
Frylock says he has invented an extraordinary toilet which uses little or no water. He gives the (as yet untested) toilet to Carl, and leaves it in Carl's front yard. Skeptical about the toilet, Carl at first refuses to use it. Frylock tells Carl that the toilet has an infrared privacy screen. Such a screen would allow Carl to use the toilet outside and still maintain his privacy. When Carl attempts to flush the toilet, his body is pulled down into the bowl and destroyed. The Aqua Teens retrieve Carl's severed head from the toilet bowl. The trio then attempts to keep Carl's head alive and attach it to various machines and robot-like bodies.
Episode 13
Sun, Oct 12, 200311 mins
It's Labor Day, and the Aqua Teens are having a cookout. Frylock has cooked up some tofu. Shake and Meatwad want beef instead. Shake brings a cow, and they fry it in a vat of oil. Frylock warns Shake to dispose of the oil responsibly, but Carl and Shake dump the oil in the woods. The trees exact their revenge by apprehending Carl and Shake. Shake goes on trial, and Frylock becomes his reluctant advocate.
Episode 14
Sun, Oct 19, 200311 mins
Meatwad is having a birthday party. Master Shake uses this event to showcase a heavy metal song that he has recently created with the lyrical and musical aid of Geddy Lee and Zakk Wylde to replace the "Happy Birthday" song. However, Shake becomes heavily in debt as a result - to the tune of 1.4 million dollars. Eventually, Zakk comes over to get his money, and Shake tries to appease him unsuccessfully with a live concert opportunity.
Episode 15
Sun, Oct 26, 200311 mins
It's Halloween at the Aqua Teen Headquarters, and a monster comes down from the attic... to get his mail.
Episode 16
Sun, Nov 2, 200312 mins
Frylock tells Shake there is buried treasure right underneath the spots in the front yard where he wanted Shake to plant the azaleas. After Frylock tells Shake to dig just 4-6 inches deep, Shake digs to a depth of 6 feet. Shake falls in the hole, and he finds a cave which contains the Broodwich, a delicious but dangerous sandwich. Every time Shake takes a bite, he is transported to a hell-like dimension where he is menaced by a figure wielding an axe. Shake is not condemned to this dimension forever, because he refuses to eat the tomatoes on the sandwich.
Episode 17
Sun, Nov 16, 200312 mins
Without Carl's permission, Master Shake uses Carl's now destroyed vehicle for use in a demolition derby. After discovering that the car is wrecked, Carl donates the car to the kidney foundation - a group of which Meatwad is a beneficiary. Meatwad receives the totaled car, and the Aqua Teens (specifically, Master Shake and Meatwad) embark upon the near-impossible task of repairing the car.
Episode 18
Sun, Nov 23, 200312 mins
The Aqua Teens are visited by the Wisdom Cube, a seemingly omniscient being who wastes time by sitting in their yard, telling boring anecdotes and trying to make prank calls and practical jokes.
Episode 19
Sun, Nov 30, 200311 mins
Carl has installed a laser security field around his house. The field can be seen from space, and soon aliens are visiting the Aqua Teens on the lawn. These aliens speak English. Their primary interests are finding love and drinking beer. The aliens mistake each of the Aqua Teens for romance-minded females. Shake bonds with the aliens, while Frylock is merely annoyed with them. Eventually, one alien departs in their spacecraft, which leaves the other alien stranded at the Aqua Teens' house.
Episode 20
Sun, Dec 7, 200312 mins
Carl gets a wig that begins to affect him strangely.
Episode 21
Sun, Dec 14, 200311 mins
The Aqua Teens are visited by a robotic Turkey the week after Thanksgiving
Episode 22
Sun, Dec 21, 200311 mins
The Aqua Teen's house is infested with rats and flies, so Master Shake sets up mines throughout the house. Frylock moves out to an apartment and later tries to set up a party.
Episode 23
Wed, Dec 31, 200311 mins
The Aqua Teens' TV starts to act strangely after it's cloned one too many times.
Episode 24
Wed, Dec 31, 200311 mins
Several of the Aqua Teens' enemies gather to plot their next move.