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Alice Season 7 Episodes
Season 7 Episode Guide
23 Episodes 1982 - 1983
Episode 1
Sorry, Wrong Lips!
Wed, Oct 6, 198230 mins
Mel thinks he is responsible for the best kiss a famous actress ever had as described in her memoirs.
Episode 2
Do You Take This Waitress?
Wed, Oct 13, 198230 mins
Competition abounds when an old buddy of Mel's shows up.
Episode 3
The Secret of Mel's Diner
Wed, Oct 20, 198230 mins
Mel thinks there's money stashed in his diner by the builder of his building.
Episode 4
Alice at the Palace
Wed, Oct 27, 198230 mins
Joel Grey offers to be in a local musical, but Mel casts his bookie.
Episode 5
Joel Grey Saves the Day
Wed, Nov 3, 198230 mins
Joel Grey walks out when the theme of the musical changes from New York to Arizona with songs to match.
Episode 6
Alice's Turkey of a Thanksgiving
Wed, Nov 10, 198230 mins
Alice's Thanksgiving dinner is ruined by her mother.
Episode 7
Carrie on the Rebound
Sun, Jan 9, 198330 mins
Mel's mother is depressed about her divorce.
Episode 8
Jolene's Brother Jonas
Sun, Jan 16, 198330 mins
Jolene is not happy about her visiting brother.
Episode 9
Alice Sees the Light
Mon, Feb 28, 198330 mins
Did Alice really see a UFO?
Episode 10
Vera the Virtuoso
Mon, Mar 7, 198330 mins
Vera is asked to play the cello in a local string quartet.
Episode 11
Alice Faces the Music
Mon, Mar 14, 198330 mins
Mel's Diner versus three plumbers on a quiz show.
Episode 12
Tommy, the Jailbird
Mon, Mar 21, 198330 mins
Alice is worried that Tommy is spending too much time on his extra curricular activities while away at college.
Episode 13
Jolene and the Night Watchman
Mon, Mar 28, 198330 mins
Jolene can't let down a guy who thinks that she is his girl.
Episode 14
Mel's Dream Car
Mon, Apr 11, 198330 mins
Mel purchases a Porsche for only twenty bucks.
Episode 15
Come Back Little Sharples
Sun, Apr 17, 198330 mins
Mel gives up and retreats to his apartment consuming nothing but beer and pizza.
Episode 16
Vera, the Torch
Sun, Apr 24, 198330 mins
Vera is angry at her landlady for evicting her pets. She wishes her ill and then she has an apartment fire.
Episode 17
The Grass Is Always Greener
Sun, May 1, 198330 mins
Mel joins a catering firm and the girls buy the diner.
Episode 18
Tommy Fouls Out
Sun, May 15, 198330 mins
Tommy gives up and quits the basketball team.
Episode 19
Vera on the Lam
Sun, May 22, 198330 mins
Mel wants to have the waitresses bonded, so Vera runs away after admitting her criminal past.
Episode 20
Mel's Cousin Wendy?
Sun, May 29, 198330 mins
Mel has his cousin get a job at a competitor's restaurant to get their secret sauce recipe.
Episode 21
Sweet Erasable Mel
Sun, Jun 5, 198330 mins
Using Mel's new computer, Vera accidentally erases Mel's total existence.
Episode 22
Tommy Hyatt, Business Consultant
Sun, Jun 12, 198330 mins
Tommy's business advice increases Mel's business, but heads him into bankruptcy.
Episode 23
Jolene Lets the Cat Out of the Bag
Sun, Sep 18, 198330 mins
A burglar is going around Jolene's neighborhood and she is scared.