Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled Season 3 Episodes

Episode 1

I Have Been Fingered by Captain Kirk

Alan is joined by guests Katherine Jakeways, Lee Mack, Nick Helm and Olivia Lee to discuss an incident involving the racehorse Red Rum and a car window, grandmother giving love advice and getting fingered by Captain Kirk.

Episode 2

Thirty-Five Quid for This

43 mins

Stuart Goldsmith, Sarah Kendall, Matt Lucas and John Thomson join Alan to talk about exploding spiders nests, upsetting rock legends and doing impressions.

Episode 3

I'm Locked in with a Ham and I'm Not Coming Out

43 mins

Host Alan Davies is joined by Aisling Bea, Jo Enright, Jim Moir and Justin Moorhouse as they discuss befriending old men, living without central heating and stealing things.

Episode 4

It Must Have Been Big to Serve a Lot of People

44 mins

Alan is joined by Russell Howard, John Robbins, Reece Shearsmith and Tiffany Stevenson to discuss being caught out by technology, Freddie Mercury's birthday cake and animal mishaps.

Episode 5

That Is a Lie

44 mins

Bill Bailey, Diane Morgan, Steve Pemberton and Romesh Ranganathan join host Alan Davies to discuss latex disasters, dental wonders and mixing rap with Indian cuisine.

Episode 6

Salmon Mousse and Bullshit

Alan is joined by Reverend Richard Coles, Jo Joyner, Joe Lycett and Jason Manford for a special Christmassy edition. As usual, discussions range from the seasonally surreal to festively fantastical, including northern curried alternatives to Christmas dinner, midnight meetings in knickers, nativity upgrades and advice on yuletide stains.

Episode 7

Watch Out, Wanky Bill's About

60 mins

Guests Bob Mortimer, Russell Kane, Lucy Montgomery and Miles Jupp discuss with host Alan Davies subjects including sneaky cockroaches, Iranian fruits and why school milk tasted funny.

Episode 8

Loose Men with Chris Martin

60 mins

Jo Brand, Chris Martin, Tommy Tiernan and Alun Cochrane join host Alan Davies to chat about modern male grooming habits, dating unsuitable men and speaking to "the other side".

Episode 9

No Smiling, No Laughing

60 mins

Alan is joined by guests Phill Jupitus, Stuart Maconie, Pippa Evans and Carl Donnelly to discuss gleeking, bizarre urban myths within music and being trapped in a lift with Nelly Furtado.

Episode 10

And Then He Deftly Grabbed My Cervix

60 mins

Alan Davies chairs a round-table comedic chat with guests Jason Byrne, Alice Levine, Denise Van Outen and Josh Widdicombe. Topics up for discussion include acts of charity, stealing from the Royal Family and shower hazards.

Episode 11

Jokes About James Joyce and Ballet

60 mins

Alan Davies is joined by guests Charlie Higson, Sally Phillips, Johnny Vaughan and Ellie Taylor to discuss Josh Hartnett, emergency escapes from oil rigs, acts of charity and potential uses of men's Spanx.

Episode 12

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