X

Join or Sign In

Sign in to customize your TV listings

Continue with Facebook Continue with email

By joining TV Guide, you agree to our Terms of Use and acknowledge the data practices in our Privacy Policy.

According to Jim Season 3 Episodes

29 Episodes 2003 - 2004

Episode 1

The Errand

Tue, Sep 23, 200322 mins

Jim is outraged to learn they pay for groceries to be delivered. Cheryl says they have deliveries for a lot of things. He says he will take over the job of grocery shopping and other errands himself to save money, but it does not work out.

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 1 image

Episode 2

The Packer Ball

Tue, Sep 30, 200321 mins

Kyle has a new favorite toy - a Packers Team football. Since Jim's favorite team is the Chicago Bears, he does not like that Kyle has a different team's ball.

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 2 image

Episode 3

We Have a Bingo

Tue, Oct 7, 200320 mins

Jim wins a water-bed when playing bingo at a church fund-raiser. The pastor realizes Jim cheated, and talks to him about doing the right thing.

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 3 image

Episode 4

Getting to Know You

Tue, Oct 14, 200322 mins

Jim gets Cheryl a pair of expensive earrings that happen to be similar to the pair of earrings she usually wears. Cheryl accuses Jim of not knowing her. To get back in her good graces, Jim tries to notice everything and buys more gifts.

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 4 image

Episode 5

The Lemonade Stand

Tue, Oct 21, 200322 mins

The girls get permission to open a lemonade stand to earn money. When the neighbors start a better lemonade stand in competition, Jim, Cheryl and the others up the competition.

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 5 image

Episode 6

ABCs and 123s

Tue, Oct 21, 200321 mins

Jim tells Cheryl she is making a big deal of Ruby doing homework. Cheryl tells him that he should try it. Since Jim does not want to, he talks to Ruby's teacher to give less homework because Cheryl cannot read. His story gets back to Cheryl.

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 6 image

Episode 7

Dana Dates Jim

Tue, Oct 28, 200322 mins

Dana loves her new boyfriend, Hank, but he seems rather familiar to the rest of the family. "He's Jim!" Dana can't see the similarities until an embarrassing mixup makes them clear. Does she really want to date Jim?

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 7 image

Episode 8

Scary Movie

Tue, Nov 4, 200321 mins

Jim takes the girls to see a scary movie even though Cheryl tells him not to. When the girls have nightmares at bedtime, Cheryl thinks she did something wrong.

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 8 image

Episode 9

Imaginary Friend

Tue, Nov 11, 200322 mins

Jim seems to always be busy helping a friend when he and Cheryl are to visit with some friends. Cheryl realizes this happens only when it is a specific couple.

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 9 image

Episode 10

Paintball

Tue, Nov 18, 200322 mins

Jim is tired of Cheryl always picking activities for them as a couple, especially the cooking class which was a disaster. He picks paint-ball for the next activity, thinking she will hate it.

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 10 image

Episode 11

The Empty Gesture

Tue, Nov 25, 200321 mins

Cheryl climbs the roof to get the tablecloth Jim tied there for a Halloween. When she is stuck on the roof and no one notices she is missing, she realizes she is taken for granted. Jim says he will make Thanksgiving dinner but then doesn't.

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 11 image

Episode 12

Rules of Engagement

Tue, Dec 2, 200322 mins

Jim is puzzled when Cheryl apologizes to him in the morning, but he accepts the apology and decides to use it against her to get out of everything he does not want to do.

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 12 image

Episode 13

Secret Santa

Tue, Dec 9, 200321 mins

Dana does not have money to buy Jim a Christmas gift, so Cheryl tells her to just take one Cheryl already purchased and say it is from her. Dana ends up putting her name on the most expensive gift and claims it as hers to give.

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 13 image

Episode 14

House for Sale

Tue, Jan 6, 200421 mins

The house across the street from Jim & Cheryl is on sale. The Devlins visit and announce they are placing a bid on the house. Jim & Cheryl are upset and thinking of moving to get away from them.

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 14 image

Episode 15

Dana Dates the Reverend

Tue, Jan 27, 200421 mins

Dana is fed up because she attracts only shallow men. Jim is in trouble because his bowling team is missing one player. It just happens that Reverend Pierson is the solution to both problems. Unfortunately, there is a catch.

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 15 image

Episode 16

The Best Man

Tue, Feb 10, 200422 mins

Danny and Laraine announce their intent to marry, and Danny asks Jim to be his best man. Cheryl tells Jim he better not get Danny drunk at a bachelor party. So instead, Jim takes him for a cold swim in Lake Michigan and gets him sick.

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 16 image

Episode 17

Cheryl Sings

Tue, Feb 17, 200421 mins

Cheryl decides to sing in Jim's band to prove to her cousin that she has talent. Trouble is, Cheryl cannot sing.

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 17 image

Episode 18

When You Wish to Be a Star: Part 1

Tue, Feb 24, 200422 mins

At Dana's new job, she gets to cast a family for a vacation commercial. She hires Cheryl and her family. The producer likes everyone except for Jim.

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 18 image

Episode 19

When You Wish to Be a Star: Part 2

Tue, Mar 2, 200421 mins

Jim is troubled because his replacement in the commercial, Ted, gets to be a bit too intimate with Cheryl in front of camera. So when a role opens, he grabs it. Mysteriously, Kitson turns gay when Andy is in the table.

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 19 image

Episode 20

No Crime, But Punishment

Tue, Mar 9, 200422 mins

Gracie has been acting up lately, and Jim says that Cheryl's gentle ways are not working for improvement. Jim comes up with a harsh punishment plan but takes it too far when he blames her for something she did not do.

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 20 image

Episode 21

The Baby

Tue, Mar 16, 200422 mins

Jim's sister Roxanne visits Cheryl and Jim. She tells them she is going to have a baby, and Andy is the father.

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 21 image

Episode 22

Who's the Boss?

Tue, Mar 30, 200421 mins

Jim is working hard to please his new client, Veronica, which actually means that he's making Andy work hard. Because the boss can't be seen working hard publicly. But then Andy and Veronica have a talk.

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 22 image

Episode 23

The Truck

Tue, Apr 6, 200422 mins

The girls made a large paper mâché bear for the school for team spirit. Jim has to take the bear to school in his truck, but he lost his truck in an arm wrestling match and does not want to tell Cheryl.

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 23 image

Episode 24

The Toilet

Tue, Apr 27, 200422 mins

It's a battle of the sexes when it comes time to redecorate the bathroom. Jim says Cheryl never takes his opinion into consideration for changes to the house, so Cheryl decides to listen to his ideas. He wants a talking toilet.

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 24 image

Episode 25

Trashed

Tue, May 4, 200421 mins

Cheryl saves every piece of art work and homework from the kids, so she tells Jim to rent a storage unit to store everything. Jim decides to trash all of it because he does not think it will ever be needed again.

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 25 image

Episode 26

The Marriage Bank

Tue, May 11, 200421 mins

Dr. Ted from TV is holding a "Making Good Marriages Great" seminar in Chicago and Cheryl wants to go and get his autograph. Jim surprises her by suggesting that she *sign them up*. But he has an ulterior motive.

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 26 image

Episode 27

Everyone Gets Dumped

Tue, May 18, 200422 mins

Cheryl's ex from high school, Doug, starts dating Dana, who invites him to dinner at Cheryl and Jim's. While Jim bonds with Doug, Cheryl starts showing signs of something that has troubled her for 15 years.

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 27 image

Episode 28

The Swimming Pool

Tue, May 25, 200422 mins

When the weather turns hot, Jim and the kids sneak over to a neighbor's swimming pool when they are not home. Cheryl thinks it is wrong, but she decides to sneak over one time and gets caught.

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 28 image

Episode 29

A Vast Difference

Tue, May 25, 200422 mins

Cheryl talks Jim into undergoing a vasectomy. But will he chicken out? Regardless, what will change? How will people view Jim's acceptance of a vasectomy? How will they treat him?

Where to Watch
According to Jim, Season 3 Episode 29 image