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800 Words Season 2 Episodes
Season 2 Episode Guide
16 Episodes 2016 - 2017
Episode 1
Episode #2.1
Mon, Jan 16, 201743 mins
George and Arlo implement a cunning plan to bring Shay back from Sydney; George and Jan's new relationship lurches towards the rocks; the Weld locals brace themselves for the carnage of Guy Fawkes Night.
Episode 2
Episode #2.2
44 mins
All of Weld comes out to Jan's farewell party, and George and Woody's friendship is threatened by a feud over a rather large invoice and a lawn that needs mowing. With the future of their finances in question, Shay begins working for Katie, and George bartends at the Boat Club before receiving a job offer from Big Mac.
Episode 3
Episode #2.3
44 mins
George's new job as editor of News of the Weld gets off to a shocking start when a body is discovered in a car off a remote road. But George gets a warning from his boss, Big Mac, not to report on it, as the decade-old mystery is likely linked to the McNamara clan.
Episode 4
Episode #2.4
43 mins
With George's small house bursting with teenagers, he believes his luck has changed when he gets another chance to buy his dream house in Weld. But is it serendipity or just a bad idea? With Jonny Brugh as Monty, Alex Tarrant as Ike, Reon Te Aorangi Bell as Billy, Rob Kipa Williams as Zac, John Leigh as Constable Tom, Manon Blackman as Lindsay, Olivia Tennet as Siouxsie, Renee Lyons as Brenda, Henry Beasley as Ollie, Matt Holden as Jared, Esther Stephens as Becks, Jackie Van Beek as Gloria, James Dyke as Daniel, and Jamaica Vaughan as Emma.
Episode 5
Episode #2.5
43 mins
George's first date with Katie is the talk of the town, which puts pressure on them both to make the evening perfect; Constable Tom and Big Mac clash over the use of the old camping grounds; and Woody continues his relationship with Becks. With Bridie Carter as Jan, Jonny Brugh as Monty, Reon Te Aorangi Bell as Billy, John Leigh as Constable Tom, Peter Elliott as Big Mac, Alex Tarrant as Ike, Rob Kipa Williams as Zac, Paul Glover as Bill Jnr, Olivia Tennet as Siouxsie, Renee Lyons as Brenda, Jackie Van Beek as Gloria, Jamaica Vaughan as Emma, Jesse Griffin as Sean, David Fane as Smiler, and Esther Stephens as Becks.
Episode 6
Episode #2.6
43 mins
The "summer people" hit Weld with a vengeance when a jet-ski hits Woody, putting him into a coma. George is appalled that licenses aren't required to drive jet-skis in New Zealand, and he wants them all banned. While he unknowingly starts a Twitter war about it, Tracey finally realizes just how much Woody means to her.
Episode 7
Episode #2.7
43 mins
Laura's one-year anniversary approaches and George and the family prepare to leave for Sydney, but Shay makes a shocking confession that creates a feud with the in-laws, Roger and Trish, over a final resting place for her ashes. With Bridie Carter as Jan, Peter Elliott as Big Mac, Jonny Brugh as Monty, Alex Tarrant as Ike, Reon Te Aorangi Bell as Billy, Rob Kipa Williams as Zac, John Leigh as Constable Tom, Paul Glover as Bill Jnr, Peter Hayden as Roger, Elizabeth Hawthorne as Trish, Jackie Van Beek as Gloria, Jamaica Vaughan as Emma, Stephen Papps as Doug, Millen Baird as Robbie, and Olivia Tennet as Siouxsie.
Episode 8
Episode #2.8
43 mins
George is recruited into the Weld cricket team in a high-stakes match and fears that a character flaw may reveal itself; Shay gets the blame for Ike staying in Weld; and Arlo gets serious with Emma.
Episode 9
Episode #2.9
44 mins
When the series returns in 2017, George is finding his place among the eclectic folk of Weld as he raises teenagers Shay and Arlo. George and Fiona's budding relationship is headline news, however it's Jan's budding baby news that really sets the town alight. George's wayward brother arrives in town, but is that too many Turners for Weld to handle? George and Fiona's budding relationship is headline news in Weld, Robbie goes on the offensive to save Fiona, Monty finally mans up to his big brother, and there's a rumble in the main street.
Episode 10
Episode #2.10
43 mins
George and Fiona unintentionally put some strain on their new relationship when a casual meal turns into a dinner party after word spreads around Weld. However, if they're to survive as a couple they must overcome obstacles both in and out of the kitchen. With Bridie Carter as Jan, Peter Elliott as Big Mac, Jonny Brugh as Monty, Alex Tarrant as Ike, Reon Te Aorangi Bell as Billy, Rob Kipa Williams as Zac, John Leigh as Constable Tom, Manon Blackman as Lindsay, Paul Glover as Bill Jnr, Olivia Tennet as Siouxsie, Renee Lyons as Brenda, Dave Fane as Smiler, Henry Beasley as Ollie, Jackie Van Beek as Gloria, Matt Holden as Jared, Lynette Forday as Nurse Crabbe, Nathalie Boltt as Rae, and Millen Baird as Robbie.
Episode 11
Episode #2.11
43 mins
George is livid when Arlo secretly switches school subjects with an intention to become a chef; Fiona struggles in her new parenting role; Woody comes up with a novel way to relieve Principal Tracey's stress. With Bridie Carter as Jan, Peter Elliott as Big Mac, Jonny Brugh as Monty, Alex Tarrant as Ike, Reon Te Aorangi Bell as Billy, Rob Kipa Williams as Zac, John Leigh as Constable Tom, Manon Blackman as Lindsay, Olivia Tennet as Siouxsie, Jesse Griffin as Sean, Renee Lyons as Brenda, Henry Beasley as Ollie, Jackie Van Beek as Gloria, Matt Holden as Jared, and Millen Baird as Robbie.
Episode 12
Episode #2.12
43 mins
George and Fiona plan an escape to the city for a romantic weekend away from the kids. Arlo plans his own romantic weekend with Emma, but a jealous Lindsay starts a party at the Turner house. Arlo almost burns down the house and Jan desperately tries to get hold of George to tell him her huge news.
Episode 13
Episode #2.13
43 mins
George tries to reassure Fiona that their relationship is sound despite Jan's pregnancy news, but Fiona has doubts; Katie unintentionally gets Shay involved in an art scam, much to Ike's dismay; while Arlo struggles with his long distance relationship.
Episode 14
Episode #2.14
43 mins
While Terry works to charm Hannah and the locals, George gets editorial pressure from Big Mac to put celebrity chef Terry on the front page of the paper. George's warnings of his brother's murky past fall on deaf ears. The town prepares to open its first fine-dining restaurant, but not everyone is invited. Shay's art adventure has a very public hanging.
Episode 15
Episode #2.15
44 mins
George fears that Weld is changing because of Terry's new restaurant, causing a divide. Terry makes a proposal to Hannah, and George gets a big shock when Constable Tom reveals that Jan is back in town. With Bridie Carter as Jan, Peter Elliott as Big Mac, Jonny Brugh as Monty, Alex Tarrant as Ike, Rob Kipa Williams as Zac, John Leigh as Constable Tom, Manon Blackman as Lindsay, Paul Glover as Bill Jnr, Olivia Tennet as Siouxsie, Henry Beasley as Ollie, Jackie Van Beek as Gloria, Matt Holden as Jared, Millen Baird as Robbie, Nathalie Boltt as Rae, Ditch Davey as Terry, and Mark Ferguson as Steve.
Episode 16
Episode #2.16
44 mins
The fallout from George's savage article is immediate: the restaurant closes and Big Mac threatens to fire George. Terry's true colors are revealed much to Hannah's horror, and Constable Tom tries to solve Weld's first art theft. With Bridie Carter as Jan, Peter Elliott as Big Mac, Jonny Brugh as Monty, Alex Tarrant as Ike, Reon Te Aorangi Bell as Billy, Rob Kipa Williams as Zac, John Leigh as Constable Tom, Manon Blackman as Lindsay, Paul Glover as Bill Jnr, Olivia Tennet as Siouxsie, Renee Lyons as Brenda, Henry Beasley as Ollie, Jackie Van Beek as Gloria, Matt Holden as Jared, Millen Baird as Robbie, Nathalie Boltt as Rae, Ditch Davey as Terry, and Mark Ferguson as Steve.
