1000 Ways to Die Season 5 Episodes

Episode 0

Death by Request

Mon, Oct 24, 2011

Episode 1

Deadliest Kitsch

Mon, Oct 24, 201121 mins

Dictator gets stuck in the US, security guard gets hosed, rock climber becomes rock faller, jackass dare becomes do-and-die, cyclist runs out of breath, foot fetisher gets toe jammed, circus clown meets an insane posse.

Episode 2

Grave Decisions

Mon, Oct 31, 201121 mins

Criminally insane man has a delayed and unexpected reaction to electro-convulsive treatment.

Episode 3

Dirt Nap

Mon, Nov 7, 201121 mins

A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, a red head gets taken down, a bad-ass teen meets a mail box, a shiester shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, a crazy ex gets ex'd out and a farting contest turns fatal.

Episode 4

Death Takes a Vacation

Mon, Nov 14, 201121 mins

Food trucker gets fried, band member learns seppuku, agro bouncer forgets the point, chemical engineer gets burned, drug dealer goes for a trip, a mime is silenced, tennis flirt meets her demise.

Episode 5

Wild Wild Death

Mon, Nov 21, 201121 mins

An inside job sucks the air out of the room, a lame super hero tries to fly, a filmmaker becomes part of his shoot'em up, girl wants to strangle her boss, art snob falls during toast, EMT gets a shock, blogger gets a blog clot.

Episode 6

Death Penalties

Wed, Jan 25, 201221 mins

Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star gets cancelled.

Episode 7

Die-Abestic

Wed, Feb 1, 201220 mins

Southern belle gets choked up, phony tow truck driver gets hooked, a waitress gets a bad tip, food critic gets the point, spoiled teenager loses face, cheating wife has an unhappy ending and an arrogant break dancer loses heart.

Episode 8

Star Death: The Last Generation

Wed, Feb 8, 201221 mins

Cat lady's love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty super model is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great savings, a guy rolls over the point.

Episode 9

Death: Putting the 'Fun' in 'Funeral'

Wed, Feb 22, 201221 mins

Gastric bypass surgery turns fatal; Trainer and barbells meet; polygamist falls for his own trap; a couple wine and die; squatter gets screwed; a scalper gets scalped; ex-jock gets extinguished.

Episode 10

Locked and Low Dead

Wed, Feb 29, 201221 mins

Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad scientist gets burned.

Episode 11

Sor-Dead Affair

Wed, Feb 29, 201221 mins

A man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming instructor gets over heated, bad parrot sitter takes a fall, rioter gets the wind knocked out of him, and a man dies with a happy ending.