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16 Episodes 2011 - 2012
Episode 1
Tue, Feb 8, 201122 mins
1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#331 Wet Dream" a cross-dresser drowns in a water bed after he accidentally punctures the mattress, "#755 Mary Lou Rectum" a gymnast impales herself on a exposed metal bar after a flip, "#365 Kung Pao Pow!" a Chinese crematory worker dies in an explosion after burning a body containing an explosive, "#513 Hot Shot Part D'uh" a thief who steal luggage at airports dies after drinking a sip of smuggled liquid cocaine, "#701 Steward Death" a mean flight attendant is throw out of a plane in mid-air when the roof flies off, "#274 Squirreled Away" a taxidermist dies of rabies after eating meat from an infected animal, and "#870 Fatally Gourd" a man is shot and killed by a pumpkin cannon.
Episode 2
Wed, Feb 16, 201122 mins
1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#298 Signed Off" a sign spinner accidentally slits his own throat when trying to impress a girl, "#412 Chef Boy-R-Dead" a chef trying to steal recipes dies when she hides in an dishwater, "#209 Par for the Corpse" a graveyard worker who likes golf dies due an allergy to fungicide, "#206 Dip 'N Die" a Minuteman dies after choking on his own tongue while chewing on tobacco, "#178 Dead Fella" a mob hit man is killed when a bullet ricochets off a car, "#555 Double-O-Severed" a corporate spy dies after getting caught in a ventilation fan, and "#441 Snakenstein" a scientist working on reanimation is bitten by revived rattlesnake.
Episode 3
Wed, Feb 23, 201121 mins
A murderer busts out of the nut house; Big boobies do in a stripper; Mean caretaker gets pickled; Free runner runs out of time; Softballer busts a gut; Two hunters get dogged; Japanese game show contestant gets deep sixed.
Episode 4
Wed, Mar 2, 201121 mins
1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#786 Curl Up and Die" a hairstylist dies burns himself on the throat with a curling iron after passes out due to mixing quaaludes and alcohol, "#281 Who Ded?" two looters in post-Katrina New Orleans are electrocuted in a flooded basement, "#151 Crack Piped" two thieves targeting a bank's pneumatic tubes die in an explosion after they block a tube and air pressure builds up, "#753 Thanks A Clot" a psychic surgeon contracts leprosy from one of his patients, "#594 Odds Are You're Dead" a loan shark trying to to collect money is crushed by a scissor lift when he cuts the hydraulic line, "#405 Chemi-Killed" a scientist's assistant angry at her lover accidentally kills herself with toxic gas when she throws a beaker full of dangerous chemicals, and "#327 i-Boned" a woman dies after the defective battery in her phone explodes when she answers it in a movie theater.
Episode 5
Wed, Mar 9, 201121 mins
An email scammer gets deleted; a hot co-ed flunks out; a grave robber digs his own; a war lord snorts crystal death; a couple screw themselves to death in mid-air; two losers suck and blow up; an old Nazi meets an old bullet.
Episode 6
Wed, Mar 16, 201121 mins
A billionaire bottoms out; it's hard out there for a Russian pimp; gang bangers play doctor; a pyromaniac gets burned; an ice cream man gets iced; a bad actor needs a hand; a Greek gets his brass handed to him.
Episode 7
Sun, Apr 1, 201222 mins
Death crashes a terrorist wedding; a big box falls on small heads; self-blood transfusion is never a good idea; a gangster spills his guts; a french killer loses his head; a very bad Santa gets iced.
Episode 8
Tue, Mar 29, 201121 mins
A deadbeat dad goes through the roof; a stump lover gets eyeballed; a drinking game turns deadly; a dummy goes from spying to dying; video gamer gets poned; a mover stops moving; a poser artist.
Episode 9
Mon, Jul 11, 201121 mins
A jersey chaser gets plugged;OCD stands for "of course (you're) dead";a terrorist eats himself to death;an animal abuser gets dog boned;a massage parlor patron has an unhappy ending;a bank robber loses his head.
Episode 10
Mon, Jul 18, 201121 mins
A disco king hits the floor; a sauna contest gets gaseous; an upskirting perv gets busted; a meathead blows himself (up); a pot farmer gets munchied; a football coach splits his uprights; a drunk heckler gets fleshed out.
Episode 11
Mon, Jul 25, 201121 mins
Total jerk gets cut down; Stalker gets smoked out; Football fanatic goes down in barfight; Drug addict gets crushed; Tomb raider goes batty; Hooker goes down on job; Terrorists learn about drones.
Episode 12
Mon, Aug 1, 201121 mins
A hot welder goes down on the job; Unfaithful wife can't cheat death; '20's gangster gets steamed; Mother-in-law from hell goes back; Assassin is allergic to dying; Drunk wifey gets mowed down; Mayoral candidate gets the point.
Episode 13
Mon, Aug 8, 201121 mins
A Medieval German gets stoned; Bachelor gets butted out; Con man guru flames out; Dog hater gets boned; Juvenile delinquent hates farmville; Car thief becomes roadkill; Girl gets waxed off.
Episode 14
Mon, Aug 15, 201121 mins
Neo-nazi opens can of whoop ass; Epileptic stripper goes lights out; Poser diver washes out; Drug smugglers get caught red handed; Voyeur gets hood winked; Stalker gets shafted; Prankster's prank backfires.
Episode 15
Mon, Aug 22, 201121 mins
Cheatin' hubby gets eaten by bear, old pervert sex-plodes, bride goes down at the altar, package thief gets anthrax surprise, insomniac commits hit & run, bearded hipster drowns, drunk worker's pants explode.
Episode 16
Mon, Aug 29, 201121 mins
Disabled phony gets the shaft, cryogenics scammer gets frozen out, female oil wrestler goes down, drivers ed teacher loses control, bakery worker ices own cake, coal mining foreman explodes, toxic woman swallows.