1000 Ways to Die Season 3 Episodes

Episode 1

Death on a Stick

Tue, Aug 3, 201022 mins

1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#354 Blood Bath & Beyond" a peeping tom is crushed to death by a falling bathtub when he cuts too many holes in his ceiling, "#418 Easy Slider" a pool hopper accidentally hits a nail when he tries to slip-and-slide, "#337 Mind Over Splatter" three former Viet Cong soldier blow themselves up when jumping on an unexploded landmine, "#261 Gum's the Word" a male nurse dies after ingesting denture cleaner, "#378 Bird Brained" a drunk bachelorette is killed when she sticks her head out of a limo and is hit by a low flying pigeon, "#919 Inquisi-Torn" inquisitors develop the Spanish Donkey which allows them to cut people in half, and "#87 Boys 2 Dead" the lead singer of a boy band dies when he crowd dives and breaks his neck.

Episode 2

Putting a Smiley Face on Death

Tue, Sep 14, 201022 mins

1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#400 Fat-ality" a man dies after using a vacuum for do-it-yourself liposuction, "#608 Catch & Decease" a man urinating in the Amazon is bitten by a Candiru and is then attacked by piranha, "#278 Gas Holed" a proctologist dies when a patient passes gas on his cauterizer, "#869 Back Stabbed" a Viking King kills his brother by using the Blood Eagle torture method, "#617 USSR-Dead" a group of Russian mobsters accidentally drink acid thinking it is vodka, "#55 Cardiac-A-Breast" a woman wearing a metal bra is struck by lightning, and "#303 Road Killed" a nature lover tries to give mouth to mouth to an animal hit on the road but it hit by car while doing it.

Episode 3

Stupid Is as Stupid Dies

Tue, Sep 21, 201022 mins

1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#444 Jaw Boned" an meth-maker who dips his gum in citric acid blows off his jaw when he dips it in the wrong powder, "#412 Hair Today, Dead Tomorrow" a woman trichophagia dies after ingesting too much of her own hair, "#620 Mudder Sucked" a sorority sister falls into a sink hole after a mud wrestling fight, "#223 Offed the Hook" a survivalist trips and accidentally punctures his throat with a meat hook, "#672 Erecto-Phobia" a cheating husband has a heart attack after being bitten by a wandering spider, "#299 Fansicle" a shirtless and drunk football fan dies of cold at a game, and "#517 Tongue Tied" two daredevils with tongue piercings get caught together and share a last kiss.

Episode 4

Dead Wrongs

Tue, Sep 28, 201022 mins

1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#179 Pam Caked!" a cheerleader is trampled to death by a football team, "#124 Bibli-Killed" two traveling Bible salesmen die in an explosion when they light a match in a closed dusty silo, "#779 Eel Effects" a sushi chef dies when an eel is put in his pants and crawls into his body, "#207 Glow Job" a drug dealer at a rave dies after injecting himself with the glowing liquid in a glow-stick, "#557 D-Parted" a horny divorcée is cut in half by a concrete saw, "#746 Pornicated" a porn addict becomes preoccupied with watching porn that he becomes dehydrated and dies, "#156 Hard Balled" a high school bully hits himself in the chest with a lacrosse ball and dies of a heart attack.

Episode 5

Fatal Distractions

Tue, Oct 5, 201022 mins

1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#507 Golden Die-Angle" a drug runner in South East Asian is beheaded by a wire as he drives an ATV, "#243 Clay Achin'" two pot heads blow themselves up after trying to light a blown out kiln, "#159 Death of Sum Young Guy" a big eater at a Chinese restaurant has a heart attack after eating too much MSG, "#239 Crib Your Enthusiasm" a man into Infantilism accidentally chokes himself in a drop-side crib, "#929 Turtle Waxed" a bald man dies when an eagle drops a turtle on his head, "#282 Potty Mouth" a woman with geophagy dies after eating compost made from human waste, and "#342 Die-Brator" a radical feminist when she confuses a taser with a vibrator.

Episode 6

The End Is Weird

Tue, Oct 19, 201022 mins

1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#723 Bot-ily Harm" a young inventor is cut the death by bladed robot he created, "#121 Hertz So Good" a man electrocutes himself while having sex on a power transformer, "#14 Harry He-Done-Y" Harry Houdini dies after being punched in the stomach by a fan, "#323 Vom-Ate-Dead" an emetophiliac chokes to death on vomit from a man at a hot dog eating contest, "#506 Die-Drant" a prankster uses a mirror to blind drivers and causes an accident that kills him, "#284 Hang Dunked" a basketball player accidentally hangs himself after a dunk, and "#873 Bad Max" an obnoxious actor dies after sitting on the water intake of a hot tub.

Episode 7

Hurry Up and Die

Thu, Nov 18, 201022 mins

1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#957 Drunk Die-er" a drunk driver is mistakenly declared dead and has his organs harvested, "#523 Jersey Gore" a man is caught in the brushes of a street sweeper and is ripped apart, "#132 Cast Offed" a man dies of an embolism after putting his arm in a homemade cast, "412 Lesboned" two lesbians die in an explosion caused by a natural gas leak in a laundry room, "#597 Tapped Out" a hardcore wrestler dies of mercury poison after breaking too many fluorescent lights over himself, "#284 Mail Order Fried" a post office mailman is accidentally electrocuted in a carnival dunk tank, and "#330 Fecal Attraction" a rock an roll musician dies after going on a Jenkem binge in a portable toilet.

Episode 8

Death Puts on a Dunce Cap

Tue, Nov 2, 201022 mins

1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#959 Tenta-Killed" a Korean man chokes to death when eating a live octopus, "#268 Orspasm" a man falls down the stairs after tormenting a woman with persistent genital arousal disorder, "#61 Furdered" a hunter wearing animal skins is shot by another hunter, "#398 Vuvu... Whatever, He's Dead" a soccer fan blowing a vuvuzela dies of an aneurysm, "#930 Injecti-cide" a elderly model dies after injecting corn oil in her face, "#220 Scratch N' Snuffed" a congressman dies of a parasitic infection which leads to a heart attack, and "#503 Implo-Dead" two crack addicts die when the abandoned building they are living in is demolished.

Episode 9

Young, Dumb and Full of Death

Tue, Nov 9, 201022 mins

1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#396 Onesie & Donesie" an accident prone salesmen sets himself on fire on a home shopping show, "#203 Hillary Snuffed" a former reality star take a metal straw to the brain when she is snorting cocaine, "#704 Cruci-fried" a phony faith healer is electrocuted by his microphone when he steps in a metal tub, "#742 Hammer Head" a peeping Tom is hit by a track a field hammer when he is staring at some field hockey players, "#478 Board Stiff" a skateboarder dies after falling in wet cement and knocking himself unconscious, "#47 Sumowed" a corporate team builder is hit by a car while wearing an over-sized sumo suit, and "#345 Bush Whacked" a wannabe survivalist dies after he eats wild plants in the woods.

Episode 10

Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death

Wed, Dec 8, 201022 mins

1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#129 Lawn of the Dead" a 70's guy is killed by a lawn dart to the head, "#438 Tongue Tied" a metal scavenger falls into in sewer and breaks his neck, "#119 Tube Snaked" a woman suffocates when a boa constrictor clogs an exhaust pipe, "#673 R.I.P.-Ped" a bodybuilder is killed by his juicer, "#145 Mary-Nated" Typhoid Mary infects a unaware family, "#802 Gooed Riddance" a mean girl chokes on a marshmallow, and "#259 De-Throned" a biker dies on an exploding toilet,

Episode 11

Cure for the Common Death, Part II

Wed, Dec 15, 201022 mins

1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#414 Hydrau-Licked" a man is killed when he is knocked under a hopping low rider, "#188 Nun F***ed" a martial artist dies after hitting himself in the head with nunchucks, "#158 Myth Busted" a man is shot when he dresses up in a Bigfoot costume to scare joggers, "#304 Radioactivate-Dead" a spy is poisoned with radioactive polonium for passing secrets, "#389 Jelly Belly-ed" an attention seeking beach-goer dies after she accidentally swallows a poisonous jelly fish, "#276 Die-Arrhea" a jokey dies of renal failure after using laxatives to diet, and "#122 Balloon-A-Tic" an adult clown dies after an 18-inch long balloon pops in his throat

Episode 12

Sudden Death

Wed, Dec 22, 201022 mins

1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: '#435 Coffin to Death" a Japanese rock singer dies onstage when he is shut in a coffin containing dry ice, "#194 Poker Face" a prisoner explodes after he uses chemicals in playing cards to make a bomb, "#415 Bed Buggered" a college student is crushed when his bunk bed falls on him while his roommate is having sex, "#578 Corset Killed Him" a dancer dies when he wears a corset that is too tight, "#692 Gone Fission" two terrorists trying to make an atomic bomb irradiate themselves, "#63 Falling Down on the Job" a lazy construction worker falls to his death when a rope he is hanging on snaps, and "Ex-Squeezed" William Skeffington in the Tower of London develops a torture device called the Scavenger's daughter which squeezes people to death.

Episode 13

Dying to Tell the Story

Wed, Dec 29, 201022 mins

1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#794 African't" a tourists on safari in Africa is eaten alive by driver ants when he falls asleep under a tree, "#645 Amish-Tinguished" an Amish teen during rumspringa overdoses on alcohol because his body lacks an enzyme to process it, "#416 Trucked Up" a man showing off a fancy new truck is run over when he remotely starts the engine, "#212 Handi-Crapped" a surfer breaks his neck when his board hits him after backing out of a parking space, "#169 Chess Pain" a chess grandmaster electrocutes himself when playing a computerized chess machine, "#315 Little Chop of Horrors" a chop shop mechanic is crushed while under a car by a falling motor, and "#452 'Dis Still Killed 'Em" a hillbilly couple making moonshine poison themselves by drinking the foreshot.

Episode 14

If You're Dead, Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You

Wed, Jan 5, 201122 mins

1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#501 Hats All Folks!" a hat-maker goes insane and dies due to exposure to mercury from his working with felt, "#937 Tone Death" a computer i-doser uses digital audio files to create altered mental states but accidentally kills himself when using military-grade sound equipment to experiment with low frequency sound, "#877 Caulk Blocked" a woman has a heart attack after receiving bathroom caulk injections in her buttocks, "#130 Deaf Jammed" a car thief dies after getting his head caught in the window of a moving car, "#448 Homie-Cide" an actor trying to learn about a role involves himself in a gang but is killed by a falling corpse, "#320 OMG! SUV! R.I.P." a con artist is accidentally crushed by a moving SUV, and "#172 Dead-dy Dearest" a controlling father plays a practical joke using a gun with blanks but later dies when he puts the gun to his head and fires.

Episode 31

Down with the Clown