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1000 Ways to Die Season 2 Episodes
Season 2 Episode Guide
12 Episodes 2009 - 2011
Episode 1
Death on Arrival
Mon, Oct 24, 201122 mins
1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#948 Titty Titty, Bang Bang" a woman with new breast implants dies when her breasts explode on an airline flight, "#714 Forked-Up" a man is cut in half when a cable he wraps himself around gets caught on a forklift, "#590 Unintented" a woman in a tent is blown off a mountain by a strong gust of wind, "#123 Tali-Bombed" a terrorist dies because he sets a bomb after forgetting about Daylight Savings Time, "#515 Vike-O-Done" a Viking dies after getting an infection from the bite of a beheaded corpse, "#444 Deadliest Munch" a woman dies after choking on edible underwear, "#913 Dead Meat-eorite" a man is killed by a falling meteor from the sky.
Episode 2
Death Bites!
Wed, Dec 9, 200922 mins
Chubby chaser lands a big one, frat boy suffers fart burn, a fiddler hits a bad note, an ex-con gets exterminated, a french maid dusts off the boss, mobsters lose face and a limp lover goes down hard.
Episode 3
Up with Death
Wed, Dec 16, 200922 mins
Seven tales of sexual mishap & general bone-headdery are re-enacted in this episode. We see crushed heads, skewered eyeballs, necrophilia, zoophilia, and the classic hockey-skate-to-the-jugular maneuver.
Episode 4
Putting a Happy Face on Death
Wed, Dec 30, 200922 mins
From exploding heads to zucchini-choking, this episode brings 7 more graphic re-enactments of absurd & jaw-dropping true stories of death from around the world.
Episode 5
Bringing in the Dead
Wed, Jan 6, 201022 mins
A drunk driver gets his head handed to him; a belly dancer goes belly up; a cross dresser gets crossed; a moonshiner gets shined; a hot tamale blows her boyfriend's dinner; a hula lover gets burned and a thug gets blindsided.
Episode 6
Gratefully Dead
Wed, Jan 13, 201022 mins
An anal compulsive turns repulsive; a purse snatcher takes a fall; a weightlifter loses his grip; a young goth gets exorcised; a smoker gets smoked; two dopes do themselves (in); a cow lover gets milked.
Episode 7
Come on Get Deathy
Wed, Jan 20, 201022 mins
A little person swallows a harp; a cute bliss seeker gets tanked; a mean hubby goes over the edge; a guitar player gets unplugged; a gold digger digs her own grave; a dumb thief breaks his numbskull, a spurned lover gets trashed
Episode 8
Death Watch
Wed, Jan 27, 201022 mins
A group of hot cheerleaders get buzzed; a B-52 goes down in flames; a speed freak blows his mind; a cat hater gets his head handed to him; a health nut gets ratted out; a golfing couple has some bad fore play.
Episode 9
Waking Up Dead
Wed, Feb 3, 201022 mins
A nagging housewife blows her own fuse; a construction worker takes a deadly bathroom break; a stowaway gets his ass-sets frozen; a cheating gambler gets squeezed and an acupuncture patient misses the point.
Episode 10
You're Dead! LOL!
Wed, Feb 10, 201022 mins
A moron gets smoked by cigarettes; a remote glider crashes into the owner; a reject boyfriend gets rejected; a dog walker gets hounded to death; a biker causes a riot and the Samurai Death Squad loses a member.
Episode 11
Dead to Rights
Wed, Feb 17, 201022 mins
A secretary won?t go down and gets passed over; hot tubbing couple can?t take the heat; anger management dropout bottoms out; a paint huffer lights one up; an old grinch gets iced; sword play turn ugly for two gamers.
Episode 12
Dead on Dead
Wed, Feb 24, 201022 mins
A country boy winds up at the wrong wiener roast; drug smugglers become pot-luck dinner for cannibals; a terrorist gets played by a violinist; a boa constrictor puts the squeeze on a tourist; a keg party blows up.