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#1 Happy Family USA Season 1 Episodes
Season 1 Episode Guide
8 Episodes 2025 - 2025
Episode 1
Nine Ten
Thu, Apr 17, 202527 mins
Hello, I am Hussein, and this is my family, the Husseins. This is a very big day for us. We have experienced a loss, but I negotiated a very cheap brutal price. Go me. Tomorrow is already looking better.
Episode 2
#1 Vigil Mourners!
Thu, Apr 17, 202527 mins
Look how many candles we have. We are the most sad and the least scary. Nothing is hidden in my Halal cart. Trust us. Now.
Episode 3
We Are Nothing!
Thu, Apr 17, 202528 mins
The government has created a new secret spy program called "See Something, Say Something." But you can't see anything if we are nothing.
Episode 4
Egypt Is on the Phone!
Thu, Apr 17, 202527 mins
Mona, this is a very important phone call. We are speaking to our relatives in Egypt. This is a very expensive call, but of course, I got us a phone card that is very cheap.
Episode 5
Very Good Hate Crime!
Thu, Apr 17, 202527 mins
Hateful, but helpful. The best hate crime I have ever seen. I love this country.
Episode 6
Daughter President!
Thu, Apr 17, 202529 mins
The school election is just important as the presidential election, and only one of them is rigged. Soon my daughter will run the world. While my son wastes away. Inshallah.
Episode 7
Inshallah Pubes!
Thu, Apr 17, 202526 mins
Rumi, once they grow down there, they leave your head. I'm sorry son. It's time for you to grow up. You will be a bald man by high school.
Episode 8
A Sleepover With Mr. President!
Thu, Apr 17, 202531 mins
We love you, Mr. Bush. Feel free to stay at our house and torture our family. We cannot wait to visit Guantanamo Bay. It sounds beautiful.