Things Get Hairy as Britney Shaves. Her. Head.

On Friday night, not long after word broke that Britney Spears had checked herself into an Antigua rehab center (only to turn tail and get herself outta there), the troubled entertainer resurfaced at a Sherman Oaks, California, tattoo parlor, bald as a cue ball.
According to the AP, video ( watch here) which aired on KABC-TV shows an eggheaded Spears getting a new tattoo - a pair of red and pink lips - on her wrist. "She just wanted something small on her wrist, something dainty," the tattoo artist told KABC-TV. "Some cute little lips on her wrist." Aww, an extra set of lips to kiss her children good night with... when she gets home each day at 4 am.
UPDATE: An employee at Esther's Hair Salon in Tarzana, California, where Brit lopped her locks, recalls for Us, "She just walked in and said she wanted to shave her head. [Salon owner] Esther [Tognozzi] has been in the business for 30 years and said, 'I'm not doing that.' But Britney was set on having her head shaved, so she started doing it herself." The reaction from Britney sheared? "She just looked in the mirror and said with tears in her eyes, 'Oh, my god, I shaved it all off. My mom is going to be so upset with me,'" Tognozzi tells Us. "[She] showed little emotion whatsoever."
It's pretty whack when your time spent with K-Fed starts looking like your lucid years.