Scarlett Johansson by Steve Granitz/ Scarlett Johansson by Steve Granitz/

Scarlett Johansson is the real deal, and as such is taking legal action against Us Magazine, which has the Match Point hottie on its new cover with the headline "Did They or Didn't They?: The Best Before & After Photos That Prove All Stars Were Not Born This Beautiful." "I have always been straightforward with the press regarding my body image," ScarJo says in a statement to rival glossy OK!, "and I am very concerned that my fans (and perhaps even my employers) will feel misled." Adds her rep, "The clear implication that [Scarlett] has had plastic or cosmetic surgery on her nose is [a] defamatory fabrication lacking any conceivable basis or proof."

According to the New York Daily News, Us' spin is, "Nowhere in our story do we categorically state that Ms. Johansson has had any plastic surgery" - they just went out of their way to mislead you into thinking so.