RuPaul's drag queens may be famous for serving fish and spilling tea, but after a night of death drops, kicks, splits, and lip syncing (hopefully not for their lives), it's the girls who actually build up the biggest appetites.
We chatted with the Season 10 cast about their favorite late-night eats. Carb-heavy comfort foods, unsurprisingly, were the most common, but answers varied from sushi and tacos to really attractive men (because, obviously).
Scroll down to check out all 14 responses, which shockingly don't include cookies (VANJIE!). If there's one thing to take away from this list, it's that you should always tip your drag queens well. Chances are likely that they're very, very hungry.
"It depends on if I'm having a good night or not. If I wasn't drinking a lot, I go for something a little more healthy, but if I was drinking--I'm Italian--so I'd love to sop it all up with a big bowl of pasta."
"The trade's booty. Is that too honest? Is that too much? Actually, one of my favorite things to get at the gas station after a show is barbecue Vienna sausages."
"There are so many different answers to that. I'm going to be honest: I have fallen back in love with Ramen noodles. And I got a Ramen noodle cooker for Christmas, so when I get home from a show and I feel like I want to be bad, I'll have Ramen noodles."
"Something fried that I shouldn't eat. Or something sweet. Maybe both at the same time. Pizza or ice cream; something terrible that I shouldn't have."
"Macaroni and cheese because she likes comfort food."
Monét X Change
"Oh my God, Empanada Mama. A cheeseburger empanada with all that green sauce."
"I want to eat carbs, but the desire to keep a v-line, Jesus. I still eat McDonald's late at night and I just don't eat the bread. And if I'm real determined [not] to cheat, I'll just peel the breading off the chicken nuggets."
Blair St. Clair
"Anything with ranch dressing. Mozzarella sticks, chicken tenders, anything...and I want ranch plus ranch."
"Tacos. Con todo. I want onion and I want cilantro and I want hot sauce. Bam. And a little lime."
Dusty Ray Bottoms
"Oh my God. If I'm here in the city, I go to Papaya Dog and get a hot dog after almost every show."
"The first thing I want to eat is a smoothie, actually, because it is cold, it is hydrating, and also very tasty."
Kalorie Karbdashian Williams
"McDonald's french fries. If I can get sauce, it's the Sriracha Mac Sauce. Oh, bitch. It is life."
Vanessa Vanjie Mateo
"Sushi. I love sushi."
The RuPaul's Drag Race Season 10 finale airs Thursday at 8/7c on VH1.