Rudolph the Unrated Version & A Gossip Girl Xmas

A Potty-mouthed Christmas TaleOf course you all know the story of Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer, those misfit toys and the Christmas that almost wasn’t. But have you ever seen the unrated version? The one where kids play with themselves instead of their toys, there's a land of misfit sex toys (complete with a homophobic strap-on), and Santa and Rudy enjoy a “dirty” relationship? No? Well then, as the snowman narrator puts it best, sit your ass down and lend an ear. (Side note — due to the mature content in this parody, you may want to make sure the kiddies aren’t around for this one.) More online videosHave Yourself a Gossip Girl ChristmasLook, the rich kids of the Upper East Side are getting ready for the ho-ho-holidays. And we all know that can only mean one thing. You guessed it — it’s time for little Dan Humphrey to outdo himself yet again in order to impress his one true love, Serena. Honestly, we really don’t see what’s wrong with...