On Jan. 20, VH1 debuts Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, in which Flava Flav castoff Brigitte Nielsen, wrestler Chyna, Daniel "The One Who's Not Alec, William or the Religious" Baldwin, Jeff "Kenickie" Conaway, Idol also-ran Jessica Sierra and more attempt to get clean at the same time as they extend their long-expired 15 minutes of fame.... On Dec. 6, contestants from the first three Top Chefs will reunite to prepare a holiday meal for their former judges - in hopes of bagging a $20,000 prize. That same day, the cabler is launching Top Chef Challenge, a new cell-phone game in which players slave away at a fictional restaurant run by Tom Colicchio.... Soon-to-be divorced Hulk Hogan, via his agent, has asked TMZ to "please respect my family's privacy at this time with all that we have been through." In response, I am issuing the following statement: "No".... Bravo has ordered an hour-long pilot for a series about Real Housewives of Orange County babe Jo De La Rosa and her search for post-Slade love. - Ben Katner