Josh Holloway by Mario Perez/ABC Josh Holloway by Mario Perez/ABC

Check out this genius YouTube video, in which a very patient videographer has sandwiched together all the nicknames that Lost's Sawyer (Josh Holloway) has used over the first three seasons. Sayid (aka Omar, Mohamed, Capt. Falafel and Al-Jazeera) and Hurley (aka Pillsbury, Jabba, Deep Dish and Jumbotron) bear the brunt of his clever cruelty. Which one's your favorite? I'm going with this odd exclamation to Bernard: "What, you got union trouble down at the sand factory, Norma Rae?" - Mickey O'Connor