Martha Stewart and Emeril Serve Up Letterman's Top 10

Bam! The Late Show with David Letterman ordered two idols of food nation, Martha Stewart and Emeril Lagasse, to present tonight's top-10 list (11:35 pm/ET, CBS). Why them? Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia just paid $50 million for Lagasse's franchise of cookbooks, TV shows and kitchen products. The list for tonight follows. - Adam Bryant
Martha Stewart and Emeril Lagasse's Top 10 Dinner Party Tips
10. Martha: Now thanks to Dominos 2-pizza deal, I can host a full-blown dinner party for 14 bucks.
9. Emeril: Run out of cream? In a pinch you can substitute Martha Stewart's white semi-gloss paint.
8. Martha: Before cooking, lick poultry to make sure it doesn't taste "salmonella-y."
7. Emeril: Keep Regis away from the cooking sherry.
6. Martha: Bam! I'm sorry, I always have wanted to do that.
5. Emeril: An apron is a great substitute for pants.
4. Martha: For plump and juicy meats, inject that stuff Roger Clemens uses.
3. Emeril: Wait until dishes have been cleared before telling guests, "You just ate monkey."
2. Martha: Never let Jane Fonda make a toast.
1. Emeril and Martha: Whatever you do, don't invite Letterman.