On May 9 Bravo premieres Kathy Griffin: Strong Black Woman, a new stand-up special in which the ribald redhead takes on Paula Abdul, Dakota Fanning and more. (Is the title a dig at red-carpet rival Star Jones? Hmm... ) Speaking of special specials, ABC presents David Blaine: Drowned Alive on May 8, while NBC has booked the 55th-annual Miss Universe competition for July 23 so break out the Vaseline and start practicing that hand-waving.