Fall 2007: Ignorant Slut Gets Coffee for Nice Girls

Perhaps possibly coming not so much soon, but maybe eventually, to a TV screen near you:• Emmy winner Jane Curtin is Jayma Mays' secretary in the ABC comedy pilot Nice Girls Don't Get the Corner Office.• Angus MacFadyen (Saw III) is Marisa Tomei's editor and former flame in CBS' The Rich Inner Life of Penelope Cloud. OK, shorter titles, pilot people.• Lex Medlin (Happy Hour? Bueller?) is Ricki Lake's hubby in ABC's The Middle.• Jonathan Chase (Veronica Mars' Josh) and Kyle Bornheimer (Blades of Glory) have boarded the CW's Dash 4 Cash.• Dana Ivey (Oz) is on hand for The Return of Jezebel James (Fox).• NBC's Area 52 is now titled Area 57, in a crafty if not blatant bid to suck up to ketchup enthusiasts.All the above is courtesy of Variety and the Reporter, but never, ever from News of the World.