- When Chris complained that he didnt want to wear Drews hand-me-up jacket because it wasnt cool, Julius said: It aint supposed to be cool. Its supposed to be warm. Warm is cool.
- Julius response after Chris said Greg got $5 a week from his daddy. Sounds like Greg is doing better than me. Why dont you ask him for an allowance?
- Chris Rocks voice-over when Chris accompanied Julius to work: I felt like an Amish kid in Vegas.
- Chris Rocks ringing endorsement of Robitussin as a cure-all: aint no fussin with the tussin."
And when Drew and Tanya were sent home from school because of the lead paint, I read the other potential issues listed on the memo: Asbestos. Salmonella. School shooting. Vermin infestation, including Norway rats.
Of course, having no life, I just had to go and look up Norway rats. Apparently thats what we have here in New York. No wonder theyre so damn hardy. Our rats are friggin Aryan!