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While Charlie Harper was getting killed off Two and a Half Men, Charlie Sheen was getting roasted on Comedy Central.What did you think of Ashton Kutcher's Two and a Half Men debut?Seth McFarlane emceed the festivities, which featured ...
While Charlie Harper was getting killed off Two and a Half Men, Charlie Sheen was getting roasted on Comedy Central.
What did you think of Ashton Kutcher's Two and a Half Men debut?
Seth McFarlane emceed the festivities, which featured such roasters as Jeffrey Ross, William Shatner and, yes, Kate Walsh.
Here are the six best jokes from the roast. [Warning: Videos contain profane language.]
6. "Prostitutes cost a lot of money, Charlie. Hasn't anyone told you actresses will sleep with you for free? That's Hollywood 101." — William Shatner
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3. "We all know there's a good chance Charlie will be dead soon, so I wrote an obituary. 'Charlie Sheen, who became a tabloid fixture due to his problems with drugs and alcohol, was found dead in his apartment' — actually, you know what? I kind of actually just copied Amy Winehouse's obituary. I only had to change three things, though: the sex of the deceased, the location of the body, and the part that says a talent that will be missed." — Seth MacFarlane