Aaron Paul's Two-Minute Breaking Bad Recap Is Seriously a Gift

If you haven't been able to rewatch all five seasons of Breaking Bad in anticipation ofEl Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie -- and, really, who has the time? -- you're in luck. On Wednesday's Jimmy Kimmel Live, Aaron Paul gifted us all with a spirited two-minute cram sesh covering (almost) everything that happened in the original series.

If you haven't watched the show before, this monologue will be nothing more than word salad. But for fans of the AMC series, Paul's synopsis basically reads like an index list for the entire series in chronological order.

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A few samplings of his unique refresher: "We cook meth in a Winnebago, I say 'bitch' a lot, we kill some people with science." "Did I mention Walt's son loves breakfast?" "Then Walt gets naked in a grocery store [and] I fall in love with Jessica Jones." "Creepy wheelchair uncle blows up scary chicken man." "Hank figures out Walt is actually Heisenberg while taking a sh--."

It's not the most detailed breakdown of Breaking Bad we've ever seen, but it sure boasts the most shoutouts to Jesse's second favorite catchphrase, "Science, bitch!" So if you know anyone who needs the quickest Breaking Bad synopsis ever before pressing play on El Camino on Friday, this should do the trick.

El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie arrives on Netflix and in select theaters on Friday, Oct. 11.