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The Machine

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Bert's drunken past catches up with him 20 years down the road when he and his father are kidnapped by those Bert wronged 20 years ago while drunk on a college semester abroad in Russia.

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Cast & Crew See All

Bert Kreischer
Bert
Mark Hamill
Albert
Jimmy Tatro
Young Bert

Featured Video

The Machine: Farewell From Bert (Featurette)
The Machine: Farewell From Bert (Featurette)
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1:09 The Machine: Farewell From Bert (Featurette)

Trailers & Videos See All

The Machine: Bert Kreischer Vs. Van Damme (Spot)
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The Machine (UK Trailer 1)
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The Machine (Australia Trailer 1)
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The Machine (Red Band Trailer)
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The Machine: Farewell From Bert (Featurette)
1:09
The Machine: Behind The Scenes With Mark Hamill (Featurette)
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