Hayfoot, Strawfoot?

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Billy and Andy enter Kewpie's pressing establishment to give their clothes a much needed once-over. As Kewpie returns, they slide into soldiers' uniforms, and are picked up by real soldier police, and taken into camp. It proves to be a tough life for Billy and Andy, for Kewpie the presser is the sergeant. Finally Billy is queered by a parrot that perches on his bayonet and yells "Hello Kiddo" under the window of Kewpie's wife. Kewpie appears in time to think Billy is flirting with his wife. He beats up Billy for the hospital count. The final shot is of Billy and Andy, who have hidden in a tunnel, being blown heavenward as the sunset gun in front of which they have innocently camped is fired.