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All that sex! All that blood! Are we revolted… or turned on?

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While trying to decide between suitors Bill and Eric, Sookie has an elaborate dream/fantasy in which she chooses both, if you know what we're saying...
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Sookie has a new landlord, Eric, and he's not exactly fond of knocking before entering

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Ultimately, though, she doesn't really mind the liberties he takes

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After reuniting with his vampire "sister" Nora, Eric celebrates by having sex with her inside a shipping container as Bill listens in from outside
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Claudette, one of Claude's 16 faerie sisters, wore this while having a very serious conversation with Sookie about her parents' death
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Now that Pam and Tara are maker and child, they've put the differences aside long enough to realize that they kind of have the hots for each other
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Luna and Sam made a very cute couple... of shapeshifters

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The not-so-bright Jason Stackhouse should know better than to invite a vampire into his home, but when that vamp is Jessica in a Little Red Riding Hood costume, he's all but powerless
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Before he played BDR (Google it) in Magic Mike, Joe Manganiello was already best known for stripping down as the show's resident werewolf/eye candy
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When Alcide challenges bad werewolf packmaster J.D., he has only the support of this comely werebitch
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Now wait, a minute, that doesn't look like packmaster-challenge training, Alcide!

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Only the confidently androgynous Lafayette can pair a crazy Mohawk with a denim vest and still seem sexy
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Sam Trammell must have a hell of a nudity clause in his contract. As a shapeshifter, he's naked quite a bit, including when he's under vampire house arrest
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Jessica is enjoying her vampire adolescence by indulging her adorable crush on helpless Jason Stackhouse
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Season 5 was tumultuous for good-guy vampire Bill. After deceiving evil vamp Salome and destroying the vampire goddess Lilith, he made an uncharacteristic power grab in the finale
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And here's the result: Bill is now an omnipotent vampire god, who wears only a shiny coat of platelets
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As the vampire Queen of Louisiana, Sophie-Anne stocked her castle with many sexual playthings — who also doubled as sources of sustenance for the ethically gray monarch
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Vampire Chancellor Roman, we hardly knew ye! Chris Meloni stuck around just long enough to have a sex scene with Salome (but, you know, who didn't, am I right?)
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Way back in Season 2, we saw the origins of Bill's capacity for evil. Under the misguided tutelage of maker Lorena, he partook of this sexy lady of the evening
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Aw, Andy and Holly, sitting in a tree, getting nekkid pics of Andy's bottom splashed all over Facebook (wait, that's not how the song goes)
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Sorta enemies Bill and Eric had to work together to avoid being burned at the stake by Season 4 villain Marnie