While trying to decide between suitors Bill and Eric, Sookie has an elaborate dream/fantasy in which she chooses both, if you know what we're saying...

After reuniting with his vampire "sister" Nora, Eric celebrates by having sex with her inside a shipping container as Bill listens in from outside

Claudette, one of Claude's 16 faerie sisters, wore this while having a very serious conversation with Sookie about her parents' death

Now that Pam and Tara are maker and child, they've put the differences aside long enough to realize that they kind of have the hots for each other

The not-so-bright Jason Stackhouse should know better than to invite a vampire into his home, but when that vamp is Jessica in a Little Red Riding Hood costume, he's all but powerless

Before he played BDR (Google it) in Magic Mike, Joe Manganiello was already best known for stripping down as the show's resident werewolf/eye candy

When Alcide challenges bad werewolf packmaster J.D., he has only the support of this comely werebitch

Only the confidently androgynous Lafayette can pair a crazy Mohawk with a denim vest and still seem sexy

Sam Trammell must have a hell of a nudity clause in his contract. As a shapeshifter, he's naked quite a bit, including when he's under vampire house arrest

Jessica is enjoying her vampire adolescence by indulging her adorable crush on helpless Jason Stackhouse

Season 5 was tumultuous for good-guy vampire Bill. After deceiving evil vamp Salome and destroying the vampire goddess Lilith, he made an uncharacteristic power grab in the finale

And here's the result: Bill is now an omnipotent vampire god, who wears only a shiny coat of platelets

As the vampire Queen of Louisiana, Sophie-Anne stocked her castle with many sexual playthings — who also doubled as sources of sustenance for the ethically gray monarch

Vampire Chancellor Roman, we hardly knew ye! Chris Meloni stuck around just long enough to have a sex scene with Salome (but, you know, who didn't, am I right?)

Way back in Season 2, we saw the origins of Bill's capacity for evil. Under the misguided tutelage of maker Lorena, he partook of this sexy lady of the evening

Aw, Andy and Holly, sitting in a tree, getting nekkid pics of Andy's bottom splashed all over Facebook (wait, that's not how the song goes)

Sorta enemies Bill and Eric had to work together to avoid being burned at the stake by Season 4 villain Marnie