Stranger Things Merch You Need for Season 3

Heading into its third season, there's never been more Stranger Things swag than to wear, play with, or just show off. Check out this gallery of choice Stranger Things merch perfect for any true fan ahead of the Season 3 premiere on July 4. It's 1,000 times easier than manning the grill!

Make fandom next-level fashionable in these Stranger Thing-inspired kicks from Nike. In one of the coolest collabs ever, the athletic brand partnered with the show to create a whole suite of Hawkins-related gear, including a reimagining of these fresh leather Cortez shoes to make a low-key statement about the Fourth of July, a major holiday in Season 3.

Few modern pleasures bring as much joy as playing with something decidedly low tech. Just like the kind people used back in the day, this Stranger Things-themed Polaroid analog camera spits out hard copies of subjects in real time.

Is this really just a silly stunt in which Burger King simply flips its famed burger over and calls it art? Not entirely. Yes, Burger King's "Upside Down Whopper" doesn't take much imaginative license with presentation, but since it's only available in in Miami, Houston, Boston, Atlanta, Philadelphia, Dallas, Chicago, San Francisco, Los Angeles, and New York it has an air of exclusivity. Plus, Stranger Things fans outside those markets can get a $5 Hopper Meal (in celebration of Sheriff Jim Hopper) by using DoorDash with the code "STRANGER."

This Demogorgon costume is a brilliant choice for scaring the bejeesus out of loved ones.

What are holiday parties if not the strangest things of all? Liven up the mood come Christmastime in this tacky masterpiece.

Netflix's partnership with Coke to bring back New Coke -- which debuted in 1985, the same year Season 3 picks up -- is a stroke of mega-branding genius. Obviously, a case of these cans is a must for any Stranger Things Season 3 premiere party.

Bring Hawkins' spooky underbelly to life with this perfectly symmetrical LEGO set replica. Among its features: six different rooms containing references to the series.

Summon Stranger Things' spookiest spirits with a Stranger Things Ouija board game.

A Jim Hopper costume is an easy layup for middle-aged dudes with hot dad bods, just sayin'!

Someone took on the difficult task of making Stranger Things' Dustin (Gaten Matarazzo) more adorable than he already is. The result? This Stranger Things Dustin Chia Pet planter.

Somehow still stylish, this retro vest works for kids and kids at heart alike.

These action figures are suitable for home collections and office desks, so everyone knows you're the expert on fan theories.

A Stranger Things T-shirt is must for serious fans.

Rep your (imaginary) city in this comfy Straight Outta Hawkins hoodie.

Just the right amount of creepy, this Stranger Things welcome mat also works as a repellent for unannounced visitors.

This charm bracelet, complete with adorable nods to Stranger Things canon, also repels monsters. (It doesn't, but what if, right?)

No Netflix-and-chill session is complete without a throw blanket to snuggle under. This one features everyone's favorite babysitter, Steve Harrington (Joe Keery).

Ditch the phones for an afternoon and have adventures with these CB radios, just like Mike (Finn Wolfhard), Will (Noah Schnapp), Dustin (Gaten Matarazzo), and Lucas (Caleb McLaughlin).

Gone but never forgotten, Barb (Shannon Purser) still resonates in hearts and minds. Honor her by rocking these Barb-style glasses in tribute.

This Schwinn Stranger Things replica of Lucas' (Caleb McLaughlin) bike is for real ones confident enough to stand out on suburban streets and cul-de-sacs alike.

Sophisticated and a little bit dark, these candles signal solidarity with Eleven (Millie Bobby Brown) -- and subtly good taste.

Wear your Stranger Things love on your back with this fun knapsack.

Why agonize over exactly what trinket to get when you can get several in a handy basket like this?