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Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episodes
Season 12 Episode Guide
16 Episodes 2014 - 2015
The 12th and final season of this sitcom gets off to a difficult start for Alan (Jon Cryer) and Walden (Ashton Kutcher) after the latter suffers a mild heart attack in the premiere. Though he suffers no complications and makes a full recovery, the experience makes Walden review his priorities and he decides to adopt a child. However, upon learning the adoption system is rigged against single men, Walden formulates a peculiar plan and seeks Alan's help. Angus T. Jones reappears in a guest role while Michael Bolton plays himself in a recurring part. Additional guests include Arnold Schwarzenegger, John Stamos and Christian Slater.
Episode 1
The Ol' Mexican Spinach
Thu, Oct 30, 2014 30 mins
In the Season 12 premiere, Walden asks for Alan's help with adjusting his priorities in life after a health scare on Halloween.
Episode 2
A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Thu, Nov 6, 2014 30 mins
Alan gets offended when Walden asks him to sign a prenuptial agreement, which gives him pause about getting married.
Episode 3
Glamping in a Yurt
Thu, Nov 13, 2014 30 mins
Alan and Walden try to convince a social worker that they're a loving couple and capable of adopting a child. Meanwhile, Lyndsey gets out of rehab after 60 days.
Episode 4
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
Thu, Nov 20, 2014 30 mins
A mother-to-be meets Alan and Walden when she's looking for suitable parents to adopt her baby.
Episode 5
Oontz, Oontz, Oontz
Thu, Nov 27, 2014 30 mins
Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.
Episode 6
Alan Shot a Little Girl
Thu, Dec 4, 2014 30 mins
Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realises that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it stay that way.
Episode 7
Sex With an Animated Ed Asner
Thu, Dec 11, 2014 30 mins
Walden and Alan make friends with three mothers at a gym for kids, but the relationship turns awkward when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Meanwhile, Alan tags along on a girls' night out.
Episode 8
Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey
Thu, Dec 18, 2014 30 mins
The existence of Santa Claus is explained to Louis by Alan and Walden.
Episode 9
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Thu, Jan 8, 2015 30 mins
Walden finds it difficult to get close to women when his foster son, Louis, is home. Meanwhile, Herb asks for Alan's permission to go on a date with Lyndsey.
Episode 10
Here I Come, Pants!
Thu, Jan 15, 2015 30 mins
Walden may lose Louis when the social worker finds out that he and Alan aren't actually a couple, but Alan isn't ready to give up without a fight.
Episode 11
For Whom the Booty Calls
Thu, Jan 22, 2015 30 mins
Walden joins a support group for adoptive fathers, and learns it's nice to be away from Alan.
Episode 12
A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
Thu, Jan 29, 2015 30 mins
Walden worries about Louis and the adoption process when Alan breaks up with the social worker in hopes of getting back together with Lyndsey.
Episode 13
Boompa Loved His Hookers
Thu, Feb 5, 2015 30 mins
Lyndsey asks Alan to move in with her, but he's not sure it's the right thing to do. Meanwhile, Walden worries that Louis' adoption could be in jeopardy if he breaks up with Ms McMartin.
Episode 14
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
Thu, Feb 12, 2015 30 mins
Walden and Alan get divorced, but the latter chooses a selfish parting gift that jeopardizes his relationship with Lyndsey.
Episode 15
Of Course He's Dead - Part 1
Thu, Feb 19, 2015 30 mins
Part 1 of 2. The series finale recalls the life—and presumed death—of Charlie Harper as it finally dawns on Alan that he never had proof that his brother died.
Episode 16
Of Course He's Dead - Part 2
Thu, Feb 19, 2015 30 mins
Conclusion. The series finale recalls the life—and presumed death—of Charlie Harper as it finally dawns on Alan that he never had proof that his brother died.