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A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutc (more…)

Premiered: September 22, 2003

Rating: TV-14

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Jon Cryer's memoir So That Happened was released this week, and we read it so you don't have to. (But if you have some time, you should read it because it's wry, witty, engaging and incredibly self-deprecating.) The book covers the actor's theater ro… Read more

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Of Course He's Dead - Part 1 & Part 2 Season 12, Episode 15 Feb 19, 2015 $2.99

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he? Find out in the special one-hour series finale. Surprise guest stars appear in the conclusion of the successful comedy's twelfth and final season.

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After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but Alan's selfish & impractical choice puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

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Walden fears that if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

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When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it might affect Louis's adoption.

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Tue May 26 5:00pm
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous(Season 4, Episode 21) FX

Alan befriends a single gay father (Matt Roth), which prompts Alan and Charlie to reexamine their sexual identities. Meanwhile, Jake develops a crush on the man's daughter (Kay Panabaker). Dr. Freeman: Jayne Lynch.

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Charlie takes Jake to the track, where Jake comes into some serious winnings. Meanwhile, Alan is stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles. Petey: Joel Murray. Lena: Andrea Savage. Jeanie: Nadine Ellis.

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  • Premiered: September 22, 2003
  • Rating: TV-14
  • User Rating:3.82 out of 5 (1,534 ratings)
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  • Premise: A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutc… (more)

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