Two and a Half Men

A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutcher replaces Sheen, playing a billionaire with a broken heart. Briskly written and performed, the s (more…)

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Fri Jan 19 1:00am
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami(Season 4, Episode 14) NIK

Charlie's new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields) seems uncannily like Alan, which prompts Charlie to try and fix them up with the hope that they'll fall in love---and he'll get rid of Alan. Vanessa: Deprise D. Brescia. Eva: Carly Thomas.

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Fri Jan 19 1:32am
My Damn Stalker(Season 4, Episode 15) NIK

Charlie thinks Rose is joking when she says she's moving to London, but then he finds out it's true and realizes he's taken her for granted. Meanwhile, Alan hits it off with his online date (Allison Janney), but he tells her that the house is his and that (more…)

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Fri Jan 19 3:30pm
Tinkle Like a Princess(Season 7, Episode 16) PAR

Charlie goes to Las Vegas and returns with his new wife, but it's not Chelsea; and Chelsea's dad visits with his boyfriend. Stacy Keach, John Amos.

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Fri Jan 19 4:00pm
I Found Your Moustache(Season 7, Episode 17) PAR

Charlie and Chelsea reunite briefly, giving Charlie hope that they could get back together.

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Fri Jan 19 4:30pm
Ixnay on the Oggie Day(Season 7, Episode 18) PAR

Tricia Helfer returns as Chelsea's college friend, whom Charlie meets again; and Alan has a surprising effect on a patient (Frances Fisher).

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Fri Jan 19 5:00pm
Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave(Season 7, Episode 19) PAR

Alan tolerates Jake's new friend, who is a bad influence, because he's attracted to the boy's mother, played by Courtney Thorne-Smith.

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Fri Jan 19 5:30pm
I Called Him Magoo(Season 7, Episode 20) PAR

Alan plans a romantic night with his new girlfriend (Courtney Thorne-Smith), hoping for more intimacy.

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Sat Jan 20 1:00am
Young People Have Phlegm Too(Season 4, Episode 16) NIK

Charlie starts dating a 24-year-old named Robin (Brooke D'Orsay) and Alan warns him that he's too old to keep up. Charlie not only ignores his brother, but he talks Alan into a double date with one of Robin's young friends. Donna: Morgan Fairchild. Megan: (more…)

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Sat Jan 20 1:32am
I Merely Slept With a Commie(Season 4, Episode 17) NIK

Evelyn complains about the lack of mourning at a friend's funeral, leading Charlie and Alan to be brutally honest with her about what hers could be like because of how she treats people. But they discover that not everyone feels the same way about her when (more…)

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Sat Jan 20 9:00am
Crude and Uncalled For(Season 7, Episode 14) PAR

Alan gets into a bar fight and lands in jail, while Charlie fears that Chelsea likes Alan's lawyer (Steven Eckholdt).

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Sun Jan 21 1:00am
It Never Rains in Hooterville(Season 4, Episode 18) NIK

When Jake takes down his Harry Potter posters and replaces them with pictures of women, Alan feels like he's losing his little boy and has a midlife crisis. Rodney: Frankie Jay Allison. Detective: Ben Hermes. Kandi: April Bowlby.

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Sun Jan 21 1:32am
Smooth as a Ken Doll(Season 4, Episode 19) NIK

As Judith and Herb's wedding day nears, Charlie befriends Herb's sister. Myra: Judy Greer. Bethany: Sara Erikson. Herb: Ryan Stiles.

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Mon Jan 22 1:00am
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot(Season 4, Episode 20) NIK

Judith's wedding approaches and Alan prepares Jake for the event. Meanwhile, Charlie continues his romance with Myra (Judy Greer), Herb's sister. Shannon: Deirdre Lovejoy. Tailor: Avner Garbi. Minister: Bob Rumnock.

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Mon Jan 22 1:32am
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous(Season 4, Episode 21) NIK

Alan befriends a single gay father (Matt Roth), which prompts Alan and Charlie to reexamine their sexual identities. Meanwhile, Jake develops a crush on the man's daughter (Kay Panabaker). Dr. Freeman: Jayne Lynch.

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Mon Jan 22 2:30pm
Gumby with a Pokey(Season 7, Episode 21) PAR

While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his former girlfriends. ZZ Top make a cameo appearance.

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Mon Jan 22 3:00pm
This Is Not Gonna End Well(Season 7, Episode 22) PAR

In the seventh-season finale, Charlie's license is suspended and Jake becomes his driver; and Alan plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party, which doesn't please Charlie.

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Mon Jan 22 3:30pm
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud(Season 8, Episode 1) PAR

In the eighth-season opener, Jake goes to live with his mom and Herb when he finds out that his dad is dating Eldridge's mom; and Charlie thinks it's time to cut back on his drinking.

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Mon Jan 22 4:00pm
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer(Season 8, Episode 2) PAR

Lyndsey asks Alan to move in with her, and an overjoyed Charlie tries to persuade Alan to accept the offer.

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Mon Jan 22 4:00pm
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam(Season 10, Episode 5) IFC

Walden begins dating Rose—who was in Paris the day Charlie died—much to Alan's dismay.

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Mon Jan 22 4:30pm
A Pudding-Filled Cactus(Season 8, Episode 3) PAR

Alan moves in with Lyndsey, but he continues his affair with Melissa, whom he meets at Charlie's house.

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Mon Jan 22 4:30pm
Ferrets, Attack!(Season 10, Episode 6) IFC

Walden has a romantic dilemma involving a choice between Rose and Zoey.

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Mon Jan 22 5:00pm
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers(Season 8, Episode 4) PAR

When Alan burns down Lyndsey's home, Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house.

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Mon Jan 22 5:00pm
Avoid the Chinese Mustard(Season 10, Episode 7) IFC

Walden hires an actress to be his girlfriend when he tires of the ups and downs of traditional relationships. Meanwhile, Missi and Jake make plans for a rendezvous at the beach house.

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Mon Jan 22 5:30pm
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel(Season 8, Episode 5) PAR

Alan pretends to be Charlie for a night, while Charlie is away getting cosmetic surgery.

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  • Premiered: September 22, 2003
  • Rating: TV-14
  • Premise: A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutc… (more)

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