Is Tom Hanks on a comedy tour?
"Three men raising three girls," Hanks, dressed all in black, intones over a bass line. "Or are the girls raising them?"
The "poem" goes on to recap the classic episode in which D.J. (Candace Cameron Bure) calls into a radio contest and doesn't know the name of the Beach Boys' song "Help Me, Rhonda."
Watch Hanks' performance below: