"People think Tom and the Church of Scientology got something on Katie? They don't. Kate is running her own show." So friend-of-TomKat Jada Pinkett Smith tells People. Speaking about tabloid headlines that proclaim that Katie a "prisoner" in her own home, Smith counters that the Dawson's Creek alum "ain't no little wimpy kitty cat," but rather a "tigress." "She's tied up in the basement and [Tom] throws steaks to her at night, and she gets to see [daughter] Suri only on Sundays? It's ridiculous," Smith scoffs. Right, because isn't Kate a vegan?