John Stamos Bares His Booty for Paper Magazine

OK, somebody over at Paper magazine must have an intense butt fetish. Just days after Paris Hilton's bare booty appeared in the magazine - which of course came after Kim Kardashian tried to "break the Internet" with her cakes on the cover - the magazine has added a new bottomless babe to its oeuvre: John Stamos.

The Grandfatheredstar's photo features him standing near a window, wearing a shirt (why?) with his taut tush exposed. There's also an interview in which some questions were asked but, again, why bother? The pic is part of Paper's #fandemonium issue, which has four separate covers, with stars including Hilton and Marc Jacobs' dog. Definition of random: this is.

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But hey, we're not hating. What better way to show that, at 52, you've still got it?

Check out the pic from Paper's Instagram, below

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