Question: Is it true that David Beckham and Robbie Williams have been signed to appear on Desperate Housewives as the latest addition to Wisteria Lane an English gay couple?
Answer: They've signed on in Marc Cherry's dreams. All kidding aside, yes, the hunky cross-ponders are perched atop Cherry's wish list, but I'll be shocked if he's able to seal the deal. Also, it should be noted that there's nothing in the casting breakdowns about the same-gender lovin' duo being British. It merely describes them as being from a big city.