Move over, William Shatner: It's all about Steve now.
Following $#*! My Dad Says' successful premiere (12.5 million viewers), CBS has ordered a pilot script for Shh ... Don't Tell Steve.
"Steve called in sick to work saying he ate a 'bad batch of wings' He DID eat a ton of wings but it was the Beam and Cokes that did him in."
Created by Mike Gagerman and Andrew Waller, Kutcher, Jason Goldberg and Karey Burke will executive-produce.
CBS reps did not immediately respond to TVGuide.com's request for comment.